Originally Posted By crazycroc If anyone could help me find the whereabouts of Jimmy I would appreciate it. I'm working on a documentary about his sudden rise to fame, as the boy in the Mission Tortilla Factory tour video, to clerk at the day old bread store. Thanks in advance for your help.
Originally Posted By ecdc I heard Jimmy died after eating Pop Rocks and drinking a liter of Coke. RIP.
Originally Posted By Yookeroo You know some ex-teacher of his murdered him by dropping this on his head from a great height: <a target="blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://sunrisedairyinc.com/all-products/bakery-products/flour/maseca-tamales-flour-50-lb/">http://sunrisedairyinc.com/all...r-50-lb/</a>
Originally Posted By Dabob2 I heard he was reduced to doing adult movies, with the nom de porn, "Maseca Grande."
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA I love and have missed this thread so much! crazycroc! Don't be such a stranger!
Originally Posted By CuriousConstance I heard he's been turning tricks for carbohydrates of any kind in the public restrooms at Venice Beach.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan After his triumph in the tortilla factory pre-show, Jimmy was seen in several As Seen On TV gadget commercials, usually as the hapless person fumbling with a can opener, attempting to pour spaghetti saucy into a plastic bag, or unable to operate an ink pen. But in an effort to avoid typecasting, Jimmy auditioned for the role of a lifetime: Satisfied Chia Pet Owner #3. Always the method actor, Jimmy filled his studio apartment with hundreds of Chia Pets. Jimmy was missing for nearly a month before police obtained a warrant to search his apartment, and there they found poor Jimmy, fused between an Obama Chia Head and a Tweety Bird Chia. Extensive pruning was required, and though some of the nation's top horticulturalists worked on the case, Jimmy died of severe root shock, surrounded by friends, family and more than a dozen gardeners. His last request was to be replanted, and he is now a box fern outside DCA's Ghiradelli Chocolate Factory.
Originally Posted By monorailblue One of my personal dreams is to be an infomercial fumbler. Opening car doors is so hard! Have you ever tried to plunge a toilet? Watch my pain as I try to put a sheet on a bed!
Originally Posted By FerretAfros >>Watch my pain as I try to put a sheet on a bed!<< Putting sheets on a bed isn't especially difficult (bunk beds can cause some challenges though!), but I swear to this day that folding a fitted sheet requires witchcraft. It's just impossible!
Originally Posted By Dabob2 " I swear to this day that folding a fitted sheet requires witchcraft. It's just impossible!" <a target="blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc">http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v...k9nWcuFc</a> You're welcome!
Originally Posted By CuriousConstance Her only reason to fold rather than roll it in a ball was storage, which I'm not lacking, so I think I'll continue balling them up.
Originally Posted By CuriousConstance Her only reason to fold rather than roll it in a ball was storage, which I'm not lacking, so I think I'll continue balling them up.
Originally Posted By crazycroc Can someone find this kid on imdb or something? I'm coming up short finding information. I'm hoping he has done more work so I can start a fanpage and message board dedicated solely to celebrate Jimmy.
Originally Posted By phruby >>...but I swear to this day that folding a fitted sheet requires witchcraft. It's just impossible! It's not impossible. It just requires two X chromosomes.
I remember this thread and the pre-show video. (We would generally work our way to the double doors and just slip on through.) There is no annoying grade schooler pushing the Ghirardelli chocolates.
