SNL actually licensed the "Colon Blow" brand image. The "It's Sugar" chain of novelty candy shops carried it. At any rate, my condolences. If you...
Phospho-Soda was taken off the market. Too many reports of badly screwed up kidneys. And besides, [ATTACH] My colonoscopy went fine. No...
Actually, I was responding to the other cat's move.
But was it a legal move? An intelligent one?
The effects of the colon-wash could not have been more perfectly timed if I'd tried: I started just as From the Top was beginning on KUSC, and I...
After a full day of nothing but clear liquids, I'm now a full liter into my jug of colon-wash, and it's exactly as I remember it: pleasantly...
Jello: I've never especially liked the texture of flavored boiled-down horse's hoofs, and besides, the only flavors I care for are all red, and...
I already have the results from yesterday's COVID-swab (and Kaiser Sand Canyon's drive-through testing facility is "swab-yourself"). And it's...
Last night, a lecture-recital by Giuseppe D'Eliseo, "Organ Music in Italian Baroque," premiered on the Long Beach AGO YouTube channel. [MEDIA]
I'm reminded of a joke (I think it might have been in a comic strip) about a recipe for "Fried Jello." You make it with vodka.
The worst part of a colonoscopy is not having something shoved up my <colorful term that literally means donkey>. Neither is it the taste of...
"Darmok and Jelad, at Tanagra." "Professor Plum, in the kitchen . . . with the revolver!"
First time I read the original post, I thought it said you'd been living separately for 50 years.o_O:confused:
Before my visit to where the sun don't shine, I have to get my nose swabbed for COVID. So I get to have things shoved up TWO bodily orifices...
Nothing refreshes quite like 5 liters of colon-wash. (Which is to say that a week from next Monday, I'm taking my third one-day vacation to where...
If you're looking for time-consuming movies that are worth the time, then may I suggest: The Right Stuff 1776 2001 Gandhi Oklahoma
Aaaaaaaay
And now that I think about it, I think my recurring "enrolled in a class that I'd completely forgotten about and never attended" university dream...
This morning, I woke up out of a vivid dream in which a relatively young Lena Horne made an appearance on Jeopardy. Not as a clue image (which...
For example, I've never seen Fight Club, and yet whenever edible printing is under discussion, my stock line is "The first rule about edible...
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