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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde
    woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at
    each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.
    I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her
    to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
    middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had
    the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and
    said, "Of course, it's right there."


    <a href="http://www.mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.mademelaugh.com/gfx
    /710.jpg</a>

    Well....check it out.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    707
     
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    Originally Posted By tapdancemom

    Oh my gosh, too funny.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    Well crud. That explains the service guy laughing his butt off at me last March.

    My 710 piece wasn't missing, but the service guy seemed to find it hilarious that I wanted 7-10 weight oil in my car.

    So the heck with him, huh? I just put the oil in my gas tank like I do with my lawn mower.
     
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    Originally Posted By bloona

    lol
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    ROFL at RT. It would probably work on our 1991 Volvo Station Wagon. The thing has 275K and I swear....I honestly swear...it runs.....like NEW!
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    My 2K mobile runs on 5w20, my home reno mobile (my parents old, old beater van they gave to me) only has 380k on her now, still runs good, AC still runs, power door locks on slider and driver door don't work though, as well the right vent at the back no longer responds to the switch, it's also short 2 centre caps and has rust, but hey it was free runs on 5-30, but now uses 10-30.
    The collector car (1965 Pontiac Parisienne, I swear the previous owner used Diesel 710 in it.

    If your Volvo VIN (the number on the dash seen through the windshield) starts with 2 it was assembled in Nova Scotia before they closed that plant.

    DVC are you enjoying your Suburban? My parents got rid of the Denali, no more trailer. They're proud owners of a Chevy Kodiak cabbed Class C now. Heh.
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    Gotta have the burban baby! I mean if me, my wife, and our 6 kids get in, there is NO more space left to sit. I hate to think what I am going to have to get when ....uh I mean IF....uh I mean hopefully not but in case ....one more baby comes along. ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Dodge Sprinter, Canada's second slowest vehicle (only the Smart Fortwo is slower, another DC product). You heard that right the company that makes the SLK500 also makes Canada's 2 slowest cars!
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    << I hate to think what I am going to have to get when ....uh I mean IF....uh I mean hopefully not but in case ....one more baby comes along. ;)>>

    Sidecar, man... sidecar.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Yo DVC isn't this your next Suburban?

    <a href="http://tinyurl.com/hjaup" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/hjaup</a>

    Or as RT said:

    <a href="http://tinyurl.com/gkdpr" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/gkdpr</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    ^^^
    ROFL!
     
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    Originally Posted By DVC_dad

    HAAAAAAAAAA hahahahaha !!!

    Darn if he didn't! LOLOLOLOL

    I wonder if that would be crusin a little close to the yellow line. I would have to reserve that seat for my mother-in-law and just "accidentally" drift over next to to the double yellow! ;-)
     

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