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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    On the website "Disney Lies", under the Fun Stuff section, there are some sensational haikus. If you haven't read them, you're in for real treat.

    Here's one of the Disney Lies ones, and that will be followed by a pitiful attempt by moi.

    The Peoplemover
    Relaxing, great for necking
    Please, please bring it back!

    The Oh Eight Big Meet
    The prize? A Golden Doobie
    My money's on Sheeve.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Poof, money is gone.
    Where did you go, my nice cash?
    Mickey Mouse Jewelry!
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    LOL! (Give the little lady a prize from the Tiki Store!)
     
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    Originally Posted By davewasbaloo

    How I yearn for it,
    Disneyland of my young days,
    Theme was the main aim

    Characters now abound,
    Where once creativity,
    was more important
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    Weeping... (Give the big bear a gift certificate to Napa Rose.)
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    davewasbaloo pines
    For POTC and HM rides
    Not Pixarland DCA!

    (oh, POTC is two syllables, POT-si)
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    (OOops, I did take too much license with the syl-ablles there)
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Disneyland is Fun.
    Making haikus is funner.
    Disney haikus best.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    The birds sing the words
    and the flowers croon, in the
    Tiki, Tiki Room!
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Matterhorn goes whooosh!
    kids yell, autopia revs
    Sounds of Disneyland
     
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    Originally Posted By davewasbaloo

    Ursula knows me,
    she clearly understands me
    I love high theme parks
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Tomorrowland hush
    There's Buzz and Space, Star Tours-nah.
    Needs Mission:Space, yes!
     
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    Originally Posted By davewasbaloo

    bring back the can can
    The polynesian dance
    Better than cartoons
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    Watch out Ursula
    davewasbaloo is drawn that
    Way and so are you :)
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    Aunt Jemima's house
    With pancakes dripping sweetly
    I love Yesterland
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Hey, Ursula likes
    Pixarland! Makes more money
    for Stock exchange fund.
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    HoJo's will bust soon
    Filled to the brim with LP
    And happy new friends
     
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    Originally Posted By davewasbaloo

    I enjoy new ones
    I love Soarin and Grizzly
    And Everest too

    Just give me high theme
    something that makes me go wow
    they can do, will they?
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    ♫Sing it to the suits♫
    Big ol' Baloo bear, I pray
    They will list to you
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Toy Story Midway
    Mania is a hoot, Dave
    needs to ride this soon.

    Or

    Toy Story ride name:
    Midway/Midway Mania?
    Make up your mind quick!
     
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