Originally Posted By DlandJB OK, I'll Start.... A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP.. BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops (I don't know why, but this story made me think of fodd......')
Originally Posted By TomSawyer The coffin had a sour cough, I guess. (One of the first puns I learned and still a classic!)
Originally Posted By bloona groooooooooan, that was my reaction to that joke! not to halloween!!...lol I have a REAL halloween story, When Kieran was 4, he was nervous about the whole Halloween thing, he had been worrying about it all day. He got dressed up as a wizard, but insisted that he was a kind and good one. We visited relatives who live by, then we walked to his friends house, who lived next door to his school, by this stage he was in such a state of worry, that he was sick!!!! All over the footpath (sidewalk) outside school! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
