Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs A meteor strikes Earth, causing worldwide mass destruction, and everyone's beloved theme park to be buried underneath the ground. Not to fear though, as there are plenty of air pockets abound... but not for long! A small group of survivors trapped inside DL must climb their way through each of the lands to make their way to the surface. Who will survive?? Featuring the song, "Another Day Will Be Here" by Mariah Carey CAST (subject to change) -DlandDug: The obligatory leader of the group -JBStew: The obligatory heroine of the group -iluvdisneyland & NAPC: The obligatory children of the group -friendofdd: The obligatory elder of the group -Inspector57: The obligatory police/fire chief on the 'safe' side who keeps in contact with the hero -Other LPers: The obligatory random survivors, victims, bystanders and media people -The effects: The obligatory explosions, floods, fires, creaking & falling metal "It's the Happiest Place on Earth... and They'll Die if They Don't Find a Way Out!"
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <-- shushes the fellow emergency staff who are buzzing around the makeshift operations headquarters behind Disneyland "Do you hear that?! Shhhh! Quiet! Do you hear that?! It's a voice!" [All are quiet. For several seconds they strain to hear something.] [Suddenly a woman's voice is plainly heard drifting across the Submarine Lagoon] "Maaaaaaaaaaannny! I'm coming, Maannnnny!"
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <--- hopes to play the obligatory guy who stands up in the middle of a large argument among the mob, fires a pistol into the air to get quiet. Then says "Awright... now, all of ya, SHADDAP and lissen to what the lady has ta say!" as JBStew tries in vain to have everyone head to the back of the park, where the metal is only an inch and a quarter thick.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs LMAO... Don't forget that Irwin also did The Towering Inferno and, sigh, The Swarm, Beyond the Poseidon Adventure and When Time Ran Out. He also directed the 1985 CBS miniseries Alice in Wonderland... which also starred some of his disaster movie actors. OTHER OBLIGATORY SCENARIOS -The climb up through the Matterhorn -The maze of Splash Mountain with the dreaded rush of water, and thus a few deaths into the briar patch -The Mark Twain and Columbia being capsized -A firestorm inside Indy -An explosion caused by the leaking gas in the Autopia cars -AAs, the statue of Walt and a castle cave-in crushing assorted people. OTHER STUFF -Obligatory jerk who lives -Obligatory jerk who dies -Obligatory second hero who lives or dies at the last possible moment (which is usually rare) -Obligatory loss of a loved one in which that person's SO does not want to go on, but must because their death will be meaningless -Obligatory super rescue -Obligatory last look at the remains of the disaster by the hero and heroine, usually with some sappy quote to the heroine or to the police/fire chief DLANDDUG (crying): It was the Happiest Place on Earth. INSPECTOR57: Darnit man, we don't have time for this! There are hundreds of people underneath that rubble who will DIE if we don't hurry up and get down there! DYING WOMAN: I just wanted to let you know that I've always loved you. GRIEVING MAN: No, don't say that! We're almost there! Just, just a few more feet!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Irwin also did the campy classic Lost In Space. Oh, how I wish I could have a reason to call one of the other characters a "blundering, bubble-headed booby" ala Dr. Smith.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I want to be the trapped Rap Star or Star Athlete in the park at the time of the disaster! With cool lines like..."Man, that be a bad a$$ Mountain." "Stay out my grill man, I'll jump if's I want too." "Call my agent and gets me outta here."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Featuring TALL Disney Guy as the guy who prematurely yells "The worst is behind us now! Follow me!" which, naturally, signals a fresh wave of disaster, falling foam boulders and explosions.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 But the Rap Star Athlete befriends him anyways, saying "Homes you gonna get us killed round here, shut the mmmm up and stay behinds me."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan LOL! The Rap Star Athlete and TALL Disney Guy: They're from two different worlds. But through adversity, they come to appreciate their diversity. At the movie's finale, Rap Star Athlete tosses TALL a FUBU jersey, and says with a small grin "Y'ever in my 'hood, look me up, a'ight?" TALL nods, and tosses Rap Star Athlete a Janice of the Muppets button, flashes his trademark grin and says "Shore 'nuff!"
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 DlandDug continues to lead the tired, mostly quiet small group of survivors through the rubble that is still recognizeable as the Matterhorn. [Ocassional close-up of survivors wincing as they step on sharp edges; hand grabbing hand to pull the next survivor up an incline; survivor wiping sweat from brow with back of hand; etc. DlandDug comes to large boulder. Begins to walk around its right side. Pauses. Thinks. Says, "No, sorry. This is the way," and passes around the left side of the boulder, the line following him. From the back of the group, Beaumandy shouts: "No! This is insane! STOP, you people! Can't you SEE?! He doesn't know what he's doing! If you follow him, HE'LL GET YOU KILLED! He doesn't know what to do! He doesn't even know what he thinks! Did you see him with that boulder?! HE CHANGED HIS MIND! WHAT KIND OF LEADER CHANGES HIS MIND LIKE THAT?!" "You're all going the wrong way! Come with ME! I KNOW THE WAY!" "TRUST ME! I'M RIGHT! Well, WHO'S WITH ME?!" The other survivors look at Dug, who says nothing. They look questioningly at each other. Then they simply look down. Beaumandy: FINE! BUT YOU'LL BE SORRY! I'M TELLING YOU KNOW! YOU'LL BE SORRY! Beaumandy reels around, backtracks, then heads off down a previously unchosen pathway. The other survivors slowly face forward again, then proceed to follow Dug around the boulder. More shots of grimaces, hands, sweating. Minutes later, the sound of rockslide. The survivors pause momentarily, then move on.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland The obligatory children, iluvdisneyland and NAPC, were smart enough not to follow the man trailing fleshless turkey bones up the icy slopes of Matterhorn Mountain, and instead get out their Disneyland Cast ID's and exit the park through the underground tunnel below the Old Administration Building, where they board a Cast Shuttle to the Katella Cast Member Lot. But will they survive the drive?
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Minutes later, the sound of rockslide. The survivors pause momentarily, then move on.<< EdisYoda, covered in dust, runs up behind the survivors following DlandDug. "You $#@@!!&^%%%s!!! You killed Beaumandy!!!!" Cut to series of horrified reaction shots. Just then, Beaumandy, covered in dusts, staggers forward from the gloom. "Commodore, I believe I will have another cognac," he says, as his eyes cross and he collapses, unconcious. EdisYoda is visibly relieved, and is once again able to speak in character. "On head, hit with rocks he was," says EdisYoda. "Carry him to safety, we must!" "Kerry!?? Don't tell me he WON!??" shrieks Beaumandy, jolted awake. The survivors have a good chuckle. Even Beau laughs. Much needed comic relief in all this intense drama.
Originally Posted By DlandDug And here I was waiting for this scene: (DlandDug leads group past ruins of it's a small world. Inside can still be dimly heard the sound of a familiar roundelay. As he starts to pass, CuriosWolfSo suddenly appears, leading another group of dazed survivors. They begin silently filing into the tunnel beneath the barely recognizable clock tower.) DlandDug: WHAT ar eyou doing? You need to head THIS WAY (points toward the Matterhorn). CurioWolfSo: No! This way will lead us to safety (points toward it's a small world). Dug: (rushes up and begins grabbing people, spinning them aside. They continue to blindly stumble into the tunnel) Don't you see? Even if you manage to get through to the other side, that song will drive you MAD! (Camera pulls straight up as Dland Dug's group gently pulls him away. CuriosWolfSo follows the last of his group into it's a small world. The music fades as DlandDug heads south, with his group trailing behind.)
