Originally Posted By sharon2 I heard this one from the Evil Stepsisters... Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team???? Because she ran away from the ball!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove (I've seen the following before, but my mom and aunt just sent it to me, so I thought I could keep the old joke ball a-rollin') A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her as tonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank c heck. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Aaagh!!!! ROTFLOL!! omg THAT was funny STIL!!! My kinda humor! ;-D
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove Hey, Lady Starlight! xoxoxo I know...I kinda debated before posting, then thought: what the heck. This IS a play pen, after all.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
Originally Posted By sharon2 What did Mickey say after Minnie asked him if he was listening??? I'm all EARS!!!!
