Presidential Haiku

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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    In honor of President's Day, let’s post Presidential Haiku...

    I'll start:

    Our President Bush
    So good on nine eleven
    But so poor after

    President Clinton
    He liked almost everyone
    He really likes bush

    ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    It past it was for
    Washington and good old Abe
    now for lesser men
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Nobody ever
    Says anything nice about
    Poor President Taft.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    President Nixon
    He said he was not a crook
    But I think he was
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Wilson met Lloyd George.
    Eisenhower met Khrushchev.
    Nixon met Elvis.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    The peanut farmer
    Often had lust in his heart
    Poor Georgia Jimmy
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Andrew Johnson drank
    Too much medicine one day.
    Senators were shocked.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    While watching a play
    He was hit by a bullet
    Our poor Honest Abe
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    the was a young from Nantucket
    Who carried ...........

    Never mind I don't think he was a president anyhow ,sorry , my bad
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    When it was needed
    To give the country courage
    FDR stood up
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    Next contest is soon
    Hillary for President
    She smokes her cigars
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    An empty car stopped
    And Calvin Coolidge got out.
    (So said Will Rogers.)
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    President’s poems end
    Only Alex and RoadTrip
    Can make good haiku

    ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    President James Polk
    Has the best mid-initial
    It's the letter "K"

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    "If Lincoln were a-
    live today, he'd roll over
    in his grave." - G. Ford
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    I don't why these came to me this morning:

    Such a holiday!
    The whole country does nothing
    On John Adams Day.

    Presidents get Days.
    Vice Presidents only get
    Their fifteen minutes.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I missed this great thread.
    haikus and presidents go
    so well together.
     
    #17 See Post, Mar 12, 2007
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