Originally Posted By friendofdd Those are wonderfully done, TGD. I've shared the first with my friend dd (whom you apparently know) and was asked that I express sincere gratitude for the role you graciously provided.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Oooo, oooo, Byron, let me help you write the next one!! <----accidentally makes TDG's computer freeze up.
Originally Posted By velogirl no wait, I think I've got it now....sorry, it's been a long day (and it's only 4:45 at this point)
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Lol@friendofdd...tell him it was my pleasure. ;-) <Oooo, oooo, Byron, let me help you write the next one!!> N-no Little Miss Pixie Glitter, that's alright---really! NO! *ACK!*
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy And today's little tale is "Little Miss JBStew", based on "Little Miss Shy". ---------------------- [book opens] Little Miss JBStew just couldn’t help it. Being shy, that is. She was terribly, desperately shy. She was so shy it hurt. Which is what they call painfully shy. If any time at all, anyone at all said anything at all to her, she blushed as red as a beet. ----------------------------------- She lived all alone in a little house quite a long way from Disneyland. In fact, quite a long way from where any LPers live. Virginia! ----------------------------------- Little Miss JBStew was so shy she just couldn’t bring herself to leave her little cottage. She never went shopping! The thought of walking into a shop and asking for something was absolutely terrifying. So, she grew her own food in a garden, and lived a very quiet life. Very, very, very, very quiet indeed. ----------------------------------- BANG! BANG! BANG! Little Miss JBStew, who was having breakfast in her kitchen, dove under the table in terror. But it was only Mr. Inspector knocking at the door. “Anybody home?†he called. Little Miss JBStew, under the table, put her hands over her ears and shut her eyes. ----------------------------------- “Ummm, she must be out,†Mr. Inspector thought to himself, and pushed a letter through the mail slot in the front door, and walked away. Little Miss JBStew waited, and waited, and waited until the sound of his Michigan footsteps had died away. And then she waited some more. In fact, she spent most of that day under her kitchen table! ----------------------------------- It was dark by the time Little Miss JBStew dared to come out. There it was on the floor. The very first letter she’d gotten in her whole life. She opened it, cautiously. It was from Little Miss Ursula. “YOU ARE INVITED†said the letter, “TO A DISNEYLAND TIKI ROOM MINI-MEET†it went on, “ON SATURDAY†it said, “AT 11:00â€.†It added, “IT’S GOING TO BE FUN! FUN! FUN!†Little Miss JBStew was horrified! ----------------------------------- She looked at the letter again. “I can’t go!†she thought. “I CAN’T!†“There’ll be LPers there!†LPERS! In the whole wide world there was absolutely nothing that frightened Little Miss JBStew as much as the thought of LPERS. She worried about it all night long. ----------------------------------- But the following morning, she made a decision. “I’ll have to go,†she thought. “It wouldn’t be polite not to!†But, five minutes later she changed her mind. And, five minutes later she changed her mind back again. But, five minutes later, guess what happened? That’s right! She didn’t sleep that night at all. ----------------------------------- The following day was Friday, and that Friday Little Miss JBStew changed her mind one hundred and fourty-four times. That’s how many “five minutes†there are in a day! She was going to the mini-meet! She wasn’t going to the mini-meet! She was going to the mini-meet! She wasn’t! She was! She wasn’t! She was! It was a long day! And that Friday night was even worse than Thursday night had been. She didn’t sleep a wink. Not even half a wink. ----------------------------------- Saturday early morning came. And went. Saturday mid-morning came. And went. Little Miss JBStew just couldn’t eat a thing. 9:15 in the morning came, and went. 10:00 in the morning came, and went. And then 11:00, the mini-meet time, came. ----------------------------------- And went! But poor Little Miss JBStew didn’t go! She couldn’t! She just sat there. A tear rolled down her cheek. “Oh I wish I wasn’t so shy,†she sobbed. ----------------------------------- 11:05 came. There was a loud knock at the door. Little Miss JBStew hid behind her computer chair. The door opened. ----------------------------------- And in walked Little Miss Ursula with fuzzy Minnie Mouse ears on her head. “I knew you wouldn’t come,†she laughed, looking at her behind the computer chair. “So,†she went on, “I’ve come to take you!†Little Miss JBStew blushed and blushed and blushed. “Come on,†cried Little Miss Ursula, taking her by the hand. “You’ll enjoy it once you’re there!†And she marched the blushing little lady off to her mini-meet. ----------------------------------- So many LPers were there! At first Little Miss JBStew didn’t feel very well. But, everybody talked to her, and everybody was very nice just like their online personalities, and gradually, the longer the mini-meet lasted, bit by bit, little by little, eventually, guess what happened? She stopped blushing. And actually started to enjoy herself. “Told you so,†laughed Little Miss Ursula. Little Miss JBStew nodded, and giggled. She was having the time of her life! And only blushing a little bit. And do you know whom she met at the party? ----------------------------------- Mr. DlandDug! “Alas, I used to be shy like you,†he said. Little Miss JBStew looked at him. “I don’t believe you,†she giggled, and then had a thought. “Would you like to go to Frontierland for Turkey Legs tomorrow?†she asked. Mr. DlandDug looked at her. “Me?†he said, blushing like a beet. “Turkey Legs?†he said, blushing like two beets. “Tomorrow?†he said blushing like a whole bunch of beets. ----------------------------------- And then he fainted! [book closes]
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 <<In the whole wide world there was absolutely nothing that frightened Little Miss JBStew as much as the thought of LPERS.>> LOL!! They are a scary bunch aren't they!?
Originally Posted By friendofdd I agree! LPers are scary. However, the idea of two of them, living on opposite coasts and getting together over turkey legs in DL just lacks any credibility at all. Your stories should have, at least, a small grain of truth, TTDG.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka stuck in my throat! *looks around* Er, um, it wasn't refreshing as I thought it would be? Dalmatians? OMG? Pfft. Ingrates... Anyway, another wonderful job, O Tall One! When I was taking French in high school, we actually read these and translated them. Man, this makes me want to start up my LP cast list for Alice in Wonderland...
Originally Posted By goodgirl These are wonderful little stories. Does everyone else picture themselves sitting on TALL Disney Guys lap as he turns the pages and reads the story aloud to them. And oh! The drawings in the book are wonderful too!
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs <<goodgirl: These are wonderful little stories. Does everyone else picture themselves sitting on TALL Disney Guy's lap as he turns the pages and reads the story aloud to them. And oh! The drawings in the book are wonderful too!>> Sure, why not? After all, I'm sure he has room for EVERYBODY on the boards! I think to make it extra-special Disneyastic is for someone to ring some chimes when he turns the page. I saw the pics of him and a few others at the Big Meet in July. I think for an even sillier effect would be to have him standing up, and everyone else on their knees. The normal-sized people are then shot from the neck up to create the illusion that TALL is the long-lost brother of Willie the Giant...
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs I remember when Brad Garrett (Robert on 'Everybody Loves Raymond') was guest-hosting for Letterman. The camera was focused on the desk, and when he sat down, you could only see his chest and arms.
Originally Posted By JBStew “Would you like to go to Frontierland for Turkey Legs tomorrow?†she asked.>>> How did you know this is exactly how we met??? TDG, I'm honored to have been made imortal through your stories!!!
