Originally Posted By friendofdd Men and women have two distinct views about a wedding. The husband-to-be wakes up in the morning, plays a round of golf and counts the minutes until he has to be at the altar. The wife-to-be, on the other hand, wakes up in the morning and is panicking. She immediately begins to organize things, making sure everything is in proper order. In her mind she is repeating what she has to do. "All I have to do is go down the aisle, get to the altar, and listen to the wedding song." She repeats this over and over again, until she begins to shorten it to three words which she continues to repeat... "Aisle, altar, hymn." "Aisle, altar, hymn." "Aisle, altar, hymn."
Originally Posted By avromark ^^^ As long as my future wife doesn't skip the honeymoon celebrations I'll be fine
Originally Posted By SuzieQ ^um, avromark? If she alters you, there won't be any honeymoon celebrations.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros Well, someone may be celebrating, but I bet it won't be you...(couldn't the alterations come a little later? That seems a little rushed, if you ask me.)
Originally Posted By avromark Bah You know it was 1am, my brain only fuctions between 2:21am and 2:22am.
Originally Posted By Ursula Totally written by a man. Know how I can tell? The bride doesn't wake up in a panic. Honey, she's had this whole thing planned two months before you even popped the question.
Originally Posted By avromark fodd's a man, you learn something everyday, I thought he was an older gentleman.
Originally Posted By avromark man = blue collar, drives a motorcycle, thinks Disney is something you get at McDonalds. gentleman = congenial man who drives a scooter to DLR.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gentleman" target="_blank">http://www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=gentleman</a> Gentleman Something that is very rare in today's world. A gentleman is a man (yes, folks, a MAN) who will normally open doors for a lady and generally be quite nice and polite. Man 1. One who is a male of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens. 2. An exclamitory prefix before a sentence. ex: MAN! This sucks.
Originally Posted By Ursula Wait, I no way implied that FODD ISN'T a gentleman, if that is the question. Oh, my head.
Originally Posted By debtee I knew what you meant Ursula. It was funny and not taken the wrong way! Fodd is always a gentleman!
Originally Posted By alphabetmom What do you mean the woman wakes up in a panic, she never went to sleep. LOL
Originally Posted By Liberty Belle >>An exclamitory prefix before a sentence. ex: MAN! This sucks. << I don't know why, but I just found this hilarious. And good call, Ursula. If I have my way the morning of my wedding will be spent gazing across at Disneyland, and no one's in a panic when they're looking at Disneyland.
