Re: No more complimentary magic bands

Two simple words, given that I rather assertively declined a Magic Band on my most recent WDW visit, and found it both amusing and irritating that they mailed me one at home, nearly a week after I'd already left on that vacation (irritating because why can't Disney, or the cruise industry, get it through their thick heads that they are only hosting part of a vacation):

Good Riddance.

 

I never had any interest in those things. It would not add magic for me.

 

Hmm. Looks like I'm not the only one here who finds Magic Bands to be stupid.

The only thing I wear on my wrist is my watch (and maybe something made of Tyvek, to indicate that I've been admitted to a hospital, or to a convention, or to a museum, or to the Pleasure Island nightclubs that don't even exist any more).

Speaking of Pleasure Island: the CM applying wristbands after they switched from gating PI to issuing wristbands asked me whether I was drinking (one wrist) or a designated driver (other wrist). In my case, the answer was "neither," since I'm a teetotaler, and my car was some 2176 miles away. Wish I'd had a chance to see "Samantha's Cabaret" a second time; of all the Library shows at Adventurers', it was by far my favorite.

 

I used to get designated driver wristbands when my friend and I would go to Giants games. It allowed me two free cups of hot cocoa.

 

And now there's "Magic Band Plus." This board needs a "torrential vomit" emoji.