Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I can't find it *any*where! My good knife, ya know, the one reeeeeeally SHARP kitchen one. I'm cookin' muh sausage fer supper which I'll then top with cheese 'n ketchup, and I couldn't my one good sharp knife to cut it with. I searched the dishwasher, the counters, the cabinets, the living room, bedroom, bathroom, laundry room---I covered all the bases. And it's not *anywhere* *ARGH!* I can't STAND being bested by an inanimate object! *sigh* So I had to make do with a table knife, which worked okay, but still, I wanted the really *good* one...which also serves as a handy letter-opener if I can't find my Maleficent l-o. Now, I'm not accusing anyone here (although it's a bit disconcerting wondering what anyone here would want with my good kitchen knife, and why/how you flew out here and got it without my knowing), but if you'd like to return it tonight, I promise, no questions asked. Now I'm off to watch the sausage, eat it, shower, and go to "Jurassic Park" for a fun-filled few hours. Thank you for your support.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees I have a theory, TDG. Probably a T-Rex snuck in and stole your knife to use on one of the scientists at Jurassic Park. T-Rex was so good, that he didn't leave any dino prints...left your place in an organized chaos as it were. So, you would go searching all around your place for it and come up empty. Thus leaving you in chaos. THAT is the Chaos Theory!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Is this here because it was too long for the random thread? 'Cause maybe it's just me but I'm thinkin' maybe this is a weeee bit random. LOL Was it a Cutco knife?
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost I don't have that problem because they won't let me have anything sharper than a crayon here at the institute.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Maybe with all your ghost hunting, a hitch-hiking ghost followed you home and he hid it from you.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling I think his computer ate it and that's why its malfunctioning so
Originally Posted By friendofdd You WILL find it. As usual, it will be in the last place you look. Well, unless you keep looking after you find it.
Originally Posted By bloona I took it! sorry, but it sounded better than mine, oh and whilst I was there I stole a sausage too! can you ever forgive me?
Originally Posted By teddibubbles Ok I know what happened!! this is the same thing I allways say to my family ( I made this excuse )
Originally Posted By teddibubbles See There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach! So them poor Hippos need Spinach! So they had to get on a plane. and come out here to find spinach ! because there is NO spinach in Africa ! and the poor Hippos are hungry for spinach! Because in Africa there is no Spinach ! so I let them come here so they can have some spinach! and hippo tootsys are very Big ! so they had a very hard time using your knife trying to cut the spinach ! ( they don't know HOW to use knifes very good ! ) because there is no spinach in Africa ! so the Hippos may have just misplaced it! I am sure they are sorry ! but you see. There is Africa ! and there are Hippos in Africa. And they have no Spinach!
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy <Is this here because it was too long for the random thread? 'Cause maybe it's just me but I'm thinkin' maybe this is a weeee bit random. LOL> Hey! Are you questioning my thread methods?? Lol No, it's a thread because this is the Play Pen and this is a silly playful thread. Sometimes we take a silly thing in life and Play Pen-ize it---didn't you see the other posts here playing along? ;-P Well bloona, if you *did* take it, just please bring it back---as for hippos, I don't even know how they'd fit through the door!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <<Hey! Are you questioning my thread methods?? Lol>> Uh, no. ^^^ must not have seen my post in that other thread the other day where I said something like "have I told you lately how much I love your threads". lol <<No, it's a thread because this is the Play Pen and this is a silly playful thread. Sometimes we take a silly thing in life and Play Pen-ize it---didn't you see the other posts here playing along? ;-P>> Umm...^^^ must not have seen post #6 where I played along. lol. Sheesh. What I'd do to incur the wrath of TDG? LOL.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd That was wrath? I can do much better wrath then that. Makes me angry just thinking of it. I'm heading over to WE.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Oh believe me...that wasn't wrath. You don't want my wrath! LOL Good luck in WE! LoL! Now on to The Case of the Missing Knife!
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy (Ahhh, that *was* you in post 6...sorry, I skimmed through these earlier when I got here at work and didn't catch it, lol. I thought you were judging my threadiness, lol. ;-P )
Originally Posted By sherrytodd You still haven't found it??? Have you checked the bottom of the dishwasher? That's where I usually find missing cutlery.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I found it, and there was only some food scraps and candle wax in there---no knife!
Originally Posted By knightnfrees It was TDG, with the candle wax, in the dishwasher. The mystery has been solved!!! Unfortunately, this is a different mystery.
