Originally Posted By EdisYoda After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you." says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105mph. "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, my, I'm gonna lose my license!" moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the patrolman approaches, but the cop takes on look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him what he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't thin we want to do that; he's really important," says the cop. "What'd ya got there, the Mayor?" says the Chief "Bigger" "Governor?" "Bigger" "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" "I think it's God!" says the cop "What makes you think it's God?" asks the Chief. The cop answers, "He's got the Pope driving for him!"
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <-------- laughs so hard, she passes out coughing ok, I'm better now!
Originally Posted By LacyBelle Good one, Ed. I have to admit, I thought the topic may have had something to do with churros. :-D
Originally Posted By FerretAfros I told this to a bunch of friends on Saturday, and they all found it delightfully cheesy!
Originally Posted By disneydad109 I wonder if some people would find this funny if you used a leader of a middle eastern group rather then the Pope?
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Of course they wouldn't. And that's part of the problem. Thinking about it a bit further though, the Pope would probably laugh at it.
Originally Posted By disneydad109 the last pope seemed really down to earth and I am sure he would haved loved a good joke. This new guy maybe not so much.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Hmmm I wonder how much time the Pope spends on line looking for jokes about Himself...
