Originally Posted By friendofdd Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road!" "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like the Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" " Well, It's Not Unusual." Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids are nothing to look at, either. I tried to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." Two fish bump into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!". Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Originally Posted By alexbook Quick, call an exorcist! FoDD has started channeling the spirit of Rodney Dangerfield!
