Originally Posted By alexbook Here are the "Top Ten Signs You're Having a Bad Holiday Season," as presented on the Late Show with David Letterman. Here's hoping none of these happened to my friends here on LP this year (except maybe #1, which sounds like fun). 10. Already been mugged by three sidewalk Santas. 9. Only Christmas card you received is from creepy cashier at your 7-Eleven. 8. Christmas dinner consists of bean dip and pizza bagels. 7. Need two hands to count number of times you were electrocuted by Christmas lights. 6. Instead of Zhu Zhu hamster, parents got you Zsa Zsa Gabor. 5. You've swallowed quite a lot of tinsel. 4. You put on long white beard and were mistaken for Ayman al-Zawahiri. 3. Most watched YouTube video is you getting hit in the nuts by a mall elf. 2. Your wife beat your car with a golf club. 1. You're in tonight's audience.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb According to an FB update I read one LPer seems to have done something very like 8.
