Originally Posted By friendofdd A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "you got any grapes?". The man replies "sorry but we don't sell grapes". The duck sighs and walks out. The next day the duck returns back to the bar and asks the same question, "you got any grapes?". The bartender replies "I told you yesterday that we don't sell grapes here, now get lost". So the duck turns and walks out! The following day the duck enters the bar again. Before he can ask his question the bartender shouts at him "if you ask me for a grape again I will nail your beak to the bar, you got that?". The duck walks out. The next day the duck walks in, looks up at the bartendr and says "got any nails?". "No" replies the bartender. The duck pauses, ... "you got any grapes?"
Originally Posted By RockyMtnMinnie I personally can never hear too many duck stories. (OK, I've caught myself every time now and avoided serious embarasment and LP notoriety, but I've typed duck three times this week and I've discovered that "i" should not be next to "u" on the keyboard)
