Originally Posted By mickey_ring I was looking at LP's California Adventure guide and got to thinking... I live in NJ, so what if there was a Disney's New Jersey Adventure park??? For attractions, there would be the Governor-go-round, NJLand Transit Authority, Giants-Jets Stadium Spin, What's Your Exit, Loss of Open Space Mountain, Auto-Dystopia, and so on. What would a Disney Adventure park be like in your state?
Originally Posted By trekkeruss Disney's Virginia Adventure Since the #1 attraction here in Virginia is the Potomac Mills outlet mall, DVA will have a have a lot of stores with cheap Disney crap that wasn't good enough to buy the first time. There will be a PotC-style ride, with dozens of AA telling the story of the battle over Disney's America. Imagine how exciting it would be to float past recreations of heated town meetings and protests! An Autopia will be another feature attraction. It will have a true-to-life roadway, with poor workmanship and lots of potholes, and like much of the real Virginia, always have lots of construction that never seems to get finished.
Originally Posted By trekkeruss Mickey_ring, I think Disney's Jersey Adventure will have a seedy seaside amusement land called Atlantic City. It will have the Turnpike Ride that will not only be boring, but it will cost money to get off of.
Originally Posted By Labuda Hmmm, here in Texas we'd have the Book Depository shooting gallery, a grassy knoll to picnic on, a Cadillac Graveyard ride, hmmmm, not sure what else...
Originally Posted By Liberty Belle Hmmm, Disney's Queensland Adventure ... First, there would be a 2-hour movie explaining where Queensland actually is ...
Originally Posted By trekkeruss Nah, Disney would slash the budget, and reduce it to 10 minutes. LOL.
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk AZ is already in DL. The Grand Canyon on the Railroad and Thunder Mountain (located in Sedona). Also in Sedona there is Castle Rock which they say inspired Walt to use the Castle in DL.
Originally Posted By mickey_ring For Post #3, call it Displeasure Island! The Wonders of Merck would be about life science and health, but there might be undocumented risks in the pavilion, though probably pre-existing conditions. Communicoreless East/West might've had AT&T as a sponsor, but cutbacks will make it into a playground. "If You Had Wings There Would Still Be A Takeoff Delay" would be sponsored by Newark Airport. Garden State - Condo Flats is a celebration of NJ's jamming six houses together on space for two. Whoa, never knew I had such issues!
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Disney's Minnesota Adventure First of all we will duplicate the Norway and Germany pavilions from Epcot. There are only 923 people in Minnesota who are not either Scandinavian or German. Those pavilions are a natural. Then we will set up the "It's a Monochrome World" attraction. It will be just like "Small World" except 95% of the dolls will be white (Scandinavian or German), and most will have blond hair and blue eyes. Another great attraction will be "Sittin' over Mille Lacs". Visitors will be able to experience the thrill of Ice Fishing in Minnesota. Nothing beats the excitement of sitting on an upside-down bucket while watching a 12" whole drilled in the ice. Before exiting the attraction you will be required to drink a case of cheap beer and say Uff-Da at least five times. Over in another corner of the park we will duplicate the Mall of America's Camp Snoopy and call it Paradise Pavilion. Sure, it is off the shelf spinners, but it is enclosed for Minnesota's winter. What more could you want? We will have a Food Court featuring the "Tastes of Minnesota". The individual shops will include: Sven's Swedish Meatballs Fat Martha's Deep Fried Cheese Curds Ollie's Walleye-on-a-Stick Lina's Lutefisk Our nightly attraction will be the Minne-dazzle Parade. Based on Minneapolis' Holidazzle Parade, it is a budget version of Disney's Electrical Parade except all the guests are dressed in Parkas and freezing their butts off I think it will be a great park... I hope Disney starts on it right away!
Originally Posted By mickey_ring NJ might have a Frontierland, but the pine forests in south Jersey are protected by the EPA. Not so pleasant, but NJ recently combined the Country Bear Jamboree with the Frontierland Shootin Gallery. Sorry, bears.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros Disney's North Carolina Adventure Top attrations: Soarin' Over Tobacco Fields. It will be similar to the California counterpart, but exponentially less interesting. RJR Cigarette factory tour, complete with free sample at the end Krispy Kreme factory tour, without free sample. They have to do something to make it different from every other KK in the world, so they could just charge twice as much. Appalachain Springs, a rapid ride that never really gets rough enough to be exciting, yet not tame enough to fall asleep. A recreation of the half of Paramounts Carowinds that is in NC, complete with all of the park's crappy rides. There will be a large wall with a painting of the better rides across the border to serve as a berm. Storm Rider, complete with hurricane force winds and flooding in the simulator. And of course they will have a Winter Wonderland themed night time show, when it barely snows and all of the attractions in the park have to shut down, because of the "dangerous" conditions.
Originally Posted By trekkeruss <<Soarin' Over Tobacco Fields. It will be similar to the California counterpart, but exponentially less interesting.>> I can't wait to get a whiff!
Originally Posted By FerretAfros I was walking the dog last night, and all I could smell was tobacco. And I live in the city! It would be more expected to be tobacco smoke, but no, it was straight up tobacco! Crazy!
Originally Posted By wendebird NJ would have to have some sort of attraction that made you throw a quarter & a dime into a net at about 20 MPH. Sheesh, a rollercoaster based on the parkway would be cool. Also, the Pardise Pier in DCA is not unlike the many boardwalks in NJ, like Seaside. Except for DCA is much cleaner & the rides are much better. One thing for sure, they'd have great pizza. (FWIW, I can't participate because I "live" in CA, but I did spend 34 years in NJ)
Originally Posted By gottaLoveMinnie Hi I am new here and I just had to post on this thread! I grew up in NJ so I totally understoof the Nj Disney rides! VERY FUNNY! What about Bumper cars that have to navagate a jug handle? Or Paramus the land of many malls? Or Big hair land form the 80's?
Originally Posted By trekkeruss Welcome to LP, gottaLoveMinnie. I hope you'll take a moment to post a message on the community section, telling us all about you.
Originally Posted By wendebird >>What about Bumper cars that have to navagate a jug handle?<< Or better yet, a circle!
