Originally Posted By SuzieQ DEALING WITH STRESS ON THE JOB I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?" ( You're gonna love this..... ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
Originally Posted By MrToadWildRider I'm assuming that's a joke? Pretty funny, but what kind of funny noises do lightbulbs make? hehe
Originally Posted By SuzieQ You're in Play Pen, so it's pretty safe to assume things posted here are jokes. The only noise I could think of was the hum of a florescent, LOL
Originally Posted By POTCHMC33 WHY DID THE DUMB BLOND BRING SAND-PAPER TO THE DESERT? SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A MAP.
Originally Posted By cinders_24 What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champ.
