Go Fully Auto Near WDW

Originally Posted By dshyates

So a great new tourist attraction is opening near Disney called Machine Gun America. Tourists can rent fully automatic firearms and go on simulated killing rampages.

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What better way to impress the foreigners than allowing them to "Lock and Load, American Style" while visiting our beautiful country.

 

Originally Posted By RoadTrip

It was probably inevitable. Places like that in Vegas are VERY popular. :-(

 

Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt

"What better way to impress the foreigners than allowing them to "Lock and Load, American Style" while visiting our beautiful country."

I don't know, it sounds appropriate to me, especially considering the location.

 

Originally Posted By FerretAfros

And here I was, thinking this thread would be about driving your car on vacation instead of relying on Disney's bus system...

 

Originally Posted By leemac

^^ You and me both!

The age limit is 13 - wow.

I hope this thing folds as quickly as possible. Putting firearms in the hands of teenagers irrespective of the controlled environment shouldn't be allowed in civilized society.

 

Originally Posted By Witches of Morva

ORGOCH: Wanna' talk 'bout a civilized society? Move ta Morva an' we'll show ya one!

ORDDU: This all reminds me of what takes place in the Land of Prydain. We have archery tournaments all the time. And just like in America with all the controversy about gun ownership, there is constant debate over whether or not bows and arrows should be allowed in the hands of ordinary peasants.

ORWEN: Most of our people believe that they have the right to protect themselves against the Horned King's dictatorship--just like a lot of Americans believe they have the right to protect themselves against a corrupt government.

ORDDU: Just goes to show that people are pretty much the same whether they live in America or Prydain...

 

Originally Posted By Ivan50

I think this is going to be a huge hit and Im proud to be a full bloodeed american today.

I've been trying to fit some of my sparing buddies on laughing place with a 9 but they go all anti american on me.

Next time at wdw I'm going fully auto down the street at the new shoot range to show these bug eyed and stunned euro invaders how its done.

This is how you spread the good word to gun hating London, Munick and Rome, first you show them what a fully auto weapon can do at the range then you stick a 9er in their hand.

These converted euro boys will go back home and spread the good news.

 

Originally Posted By Ivan50

We need one of these in Anaheim to show the boys from Tokyo, Sole and Bajing why we are number one in the world and always will be.

AMERICA IS FOR WINNERS

 

Originally Posted By Witches of Morva

ORGOCH: Right on, Ivan50, ducklin'! Prydain's fer winners, too! I'm already brushin' up on my bow 'n arrows here where I live in the marshes of Morva!!

 

Originally Posted By RoadTrip

<<AMERICA IS FOR WINNERS>>

That's odd. I never considered having by far the highest rate of gun deaths on earth to be "winning'. Go figure.

 

Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt

I can't tell if Ivan's posts are sarcasm or not.

 

Originally Posted By Ivan50

When it comes to my 9er I don't play that! Nor do my buddies down here in San Antonio.

If a terrorist wants some I just stick a 9 in his face and say you messed with the wrong american because I don't play that.

Let's hope these scardy cat euros learn about personal protection guns.

 

Originally Posted By mrkthompsn

This has been in Vegas for a while.

I'm an engineer. Whenever I'm visited by foreign suppliers, the #1 place they want to visit during free time is a gun shop. I just take them to Bass Pro Shops so they get extra perplexed by American society.

 

Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt

I was born and raised here and constantly perplexed by it.

 

Originally Posted By Yookeroo

"I can't tell if Ivan's posts are sarcasm or not."

A great example of Poe's Law.

 

Originally Posted By FerretAfros

>>Whenever I'm visited by foreign suppliers, the #1 place they want to visit during free time is a gun shop.<<

I used to work at a summer camp that got a lot of international staff, and they always wanted to see a gun shop too. Since we were usually limited on time when we could get away, we usually took them to the gun department at Wal-Mart (since we'd be there anyway). Even as an American, I was surprised by some of the stuff they had there. It made for great photo opportunities though

 

Originally Posted By dagobert

>>>we usually took them to the gun department at Wal-Mart (since we'd be there anyway). Even as an American, I was surprised by some of the stuff they had there. It made for great photo opportunities though<<<

Coming from a country with a very strict gun law, I was also amazed when I entered a Walmart for the first time and saw all the guns. There you could buy guns, but for beer we had to go to a liquor store.

Just out of interest, what age is required in the US to get a gun legally?

 

Originally Posted By FerretAfros

I'm not sure, but I think you have to be 18, same as being a legal adult, voting, or buying tobacco (but alcohol is 21)

 

Originally Posted By dagobert

>>>I'm not sure, but I think you have to be 18, same as being a legal adult, voting, or buying tobacco (but alcohol is 21)<<<

This rule is kind of strange in my opinion. You are an adult, you can vote, you can smoke, you can drive, you can have a weapon, but no beer for you until 21.

 

Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt

There are lots of strange (stupid) laws here Dagobert.