Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x Ok, so maybe this should be in playpen. Mods, feel free to move. Hey, Smedley!! I'm at your service tonight!
Originally Posted By smedley I should think so too, although it seems odd having a genuine topic for us instead of hijacking a random different one... I do think it will/does belong in playpen though, it's not as if we're not going to end up getting it moved there one way or another anyway lol!! What you been up to today then??
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x Work. Ugh..don't even get me started. The high school was doing CASHEE (CA High School Exit Exams) today. So, I get there, and no one tells me. So I was told to go to the theater because they were going to show a movie (The Game Plan) to the Freshman, Juniors and Seniors (only the Soph's were testing). So, I was like, ok, I'll just wait for 3rd period, so i go to the library so I can read. I ended up falling asleep and then proceed to get in trouble by who I think is the principle and she's like "Aren't we paying you? Shouldn't you be in the theater with your class?" I said "Well, I wasn't going to charge for this." I went to the theater anyway, and then went to 3rd, where I was told to go BACK to the theater. I just said forget it and left. I was able to get some stuff done at the college before school starts on Monday. Then, I got a promo code in the email for Domino's for a free medium pizza. Not a buy one get one, but a Free free pizza. So I ordered online (that was the one condition) and we just finished. It was GOOD !
Originally Posted By smedley Great jokes mele (I'm easily pleased lol) Sounds like a bad day xPPx I still win though, check out the whiny butt thread lol!
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka Free pizza is always good. Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have? Joey: I'd have somebody else's pants on!
Originally Posted By sherrytodd I can picture perfectly the way the duck looks as he asks the bartender for the nails... Must be the fever...
Originally Posted By smedley Mmmm it's the way mele tells them I think, I too can picture the duck... Two snowmen standing in a field... One says to the other one... "can you smell carrots?"
Originally Posted By knightnfrees This grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender quizzically and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
Originally Posted By smedley OK I'm concerned, people are looking at me oddly because I'm sitting laughing to myself in the corner lol! If I disappear I may have been sectioned ok?
Originally Posted By smedley Ok, so I'm going to tell you my favourite joke, and it's going to lose some of the effect because I'm not there telling it to you, don't let my DH tell you it's because it's not funny, as that's just not true.. All ready... Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other one "Can you drive this thing?" Badum dum!!
Originally Posted By smedley <<sectioned? Is that good or bad???>> as in taken away to the men in white coats...
Originally Posted By smedley Where is Shiva? He was heading home from work about 3hrs ago and hasn't shown up again yet...
