Originally Posted By friendofdd TEXTING CODE JUST FOR YOU AFT: Another Funeral Today ATD: At the Doctor’s B2N: Bingo Tonight? BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring the Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CTUF2T: Can’t Twitter You, Fingers Too tight. CUATSC: See You At the Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent G2GEBS: Got To Go. Early Bird Special FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In GOML: Get Off My Lawn HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHMO: In My HMO. IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? IITDH: I’m In The Doughnut Hole IYHO: Is Your Hearing-Aid On? JK: Just Kvetching LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor MILF: Meal I’d Like To Forget N2PUSD: Need To Pick Up Some Depends. NCBM: Not Covered By Medicare OMG: Ouch, My Groin! OMGC: Oy, My Grandchildren! OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. PIMP: Peeing In My Pants (from laughter) ROFLCGU: Rolling on the Floor Laughing; Can’t Get Up RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money? SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop SUK: Speak Up, Kid TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (P. M. Early Bird Special) TTML: Talk to Me Louder TTYL: Talk to You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WIWYA: When I Was Your Age WTFA: Wet the Furniture Again WTP: Where’s the Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
