Originally Posted By friendofdd A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sporty car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look," she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." He did. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th. Due to the nature of the injuries, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things to Your Wife" Foundation, Dallas, Texas.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Oh, man. I hate this. Based upon the title of the thread -- and then opening it only to discover that this was yet another of friendofdd's "jokes" -- I immediately began formulating possible "you're so lame"-type responses. And I gotta say, some of them were VERY zippy. But... RATS! Turns out that the set-up is perfect and the joke is hilarious. DARN you, fodd! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?!?! But we'll meet again on these boards. (And in the meantime, I'll be forwarding that joke to everyone on my email list.)
Originally Posted By Disneyland55 LOL Inspector! Save those responses; you'll need 'em in the future! Teeheehee. And yeah, this was pretty dang funny!!!
