Originally Posted By Tiggirl So last night I went to Disneyland. I got home at midnight and was asleep by 1230am. Then... I got up at 330am for work. To battle my exhaustion I've already had a cup of coffee and a Go Girl energy drink. And while I can still hardly keep my eyes open... my fingers and brain are going 500 miles a minute and if you believe it... my typing is even worse than normal. (I tried tying the word "Sunday" and got Sinday Satdan and Sutneu... and Sunday never appeared) I find with my mind in this state I start thinking all sorts of Deep Thoughts. For example: Whatever happened to the California Rasins? Those guys were the coolest! I wish they'd make a come back... but this time as an Emo Band. And they could call themselves "The Sour Grapes". Who invented Funyons? And why? Was their intent to make a food that would cause the world's wosrt breath? Was their intent to make a food that TASTES like bad breath? Who was the mastermind behind this product and HOW did they actually manage to convince people to eat it?! I'm sure I'm not the only one that has these deep thoughs. I'll be back to add more as they come to me. I'm about to go get some more coffee so I'm sure I mind will be wired! If you have your own thoughts for me to ponder with my mind in this hightend state of caffine and taurine feel free to post them here! ~Beth
Originally Posted By Tiggirl I work with someone who I've heard never washes his hands. DO you think he notices how I NEVER accept anything from him and never eat anything he touches? Do you think I can quietly place a bottle of hand sanitizer on his desk? Would he use it? And what kind of adult doesn't wash their hands after using the restroom? And how many more are out there other than him that I've been accepting things from and touching. Ewwww! ~Beth
Originally Posted By Tiggirl If I have to get up 27 times today to use the restroom from all the caffine... does that count as exercise? And YES I will be washing my hands! ~Beth
Originally Posted By Ursula Beth, Funyuns are as close to eating onions as I will ever get. They are my crack cocaine. And I can't even buy the small bags, I must buy the largest bag since I can't stop until my tongue is raw. PS-Anyone know why Buzz doesn't kiss me as much after I eat a bag? Thanks, Urs.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Lol - the EMO raisins would be great, they could do so many cool things with them. I too love Funyans and Peanut Butter (not at the same time) but DW hates peanut butter and refuses to kiss me afterwards. But she gets me back with Marmite, that stuff is soooo gross. Now not washing one's hands is gross, but sadly seems very common. And these people touch doors, and coffee pot handles and telephones. EEeeeeewwwww. I don't want to think about that one. Going to the toilet counts as exercise, heck, you even flex muscles when you go about that business.
Originally Posted By csgoofygirl Beth- My boss licks his fingers as he goes through papers. One page, LICK, next page, LICK. He even does it when he counts out money. YUCK! I literally cringe when he comes to my desk and licks papers. I hate to touch stuff he gives me. Sometimes things are . . . damp! UGH! I have no idea if he washes his hands, but he certainly licks his fingers. SO GROSS!
Originally Posted By dshyates I was at McDonalds about a week ago, the guy in front of me ordered a sundae. She got chocolate sauce on her fingers. She walked over to some burger flipping guy and stuck her fingers in his mouth. Swirled them around for a couple of seconds. Pulled them out and wiped them on her pants. Then walked straight over and picked up the burger and fries that were to be mine. I asked to see the manager. I got some evil looks while I sat there and ate the new food the manager placed on a clean tray. I can't believe that ANYONE in the food service industry thought that was appropriate behavior.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl dshyates... OH MY GOD. *vomit* Now I can never eat again. Thank you. I was trying to go on a diet but this will be much easier! Ursula, I'm sorry... But I have to agree with your hubby here. I also will not be kissing you after you eat your funyuns. I'm very sorry. I hope this doesn't hurty our friendship in any way. Dave, my boyfriend also hates beanut butter. He and Sarah might get along well. What a bunch of wierdos. Who doesn't like peanut butter?! Though I'm not certain about his feelings on Marmite. The name alone is enough to turn me off. It sounds like a paste made of termites or something. Yuck. csgoofygirl, there is a lady at my work who eats funyuns, licks her fingers, flips a page, licks fingers again and then goes in for another funyun. :shudder: What is this world coming to!? ~Beth
Originally Posted By Tiggirl I triped on my way out of the lunch room. I tried to play it cool and act like nothing happened. No one said anything. Do you think I really am that cool or were people trying to be nice? If you think they were just trying to be nice... can you just be nice too and let me think I'm just that cool? ~Beth
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo beanut butter - that sounds interesting, great with corn chips? Marmite is gross, it is a brown paste made of yeast. Very english, and like a lot of english food, not very nice. But yep, my kids hate PB&J's - 1/2 english wierdos.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo We know you are cool....but next time you take a trip, please send us a postcard.
Originally Posted By mater4 Tig you have started such a funny thread. I am always at my best thinking when I am tired. Love peanut butter and I have not had Funyuns in forever. If the raisins come back as sour grapes does this mean people will have to start pegging their pants or poofing their bangs again.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Beanut butter... ACK! Why is yogurt so good? More importantly, why is this White Chocolate Strawberry yogurt amazing! Why does Costco sell bigger and better Churros for cheaper than Disneyland? That doesn't seem right. ~Beth
Originally Posted By Tiggirl <<pegging their pants>> What does this mean? I'm wondering if I should be pegging my pants right now? Or maybe pant pegging isn't work appropriate?? ~Beth
Originally Posted By Stacers76 How did I end up with 2 rescue mutts of mixed breeds (that are still mostly a mystery to us) both with tails that curl up over their butts? Am I destined to only have curly tailed dogs as an adult? And why can I hear myself breathing in my left ear...it doesn't hurt...should I worry? Ok that's all for now OH OOH wait.. Bea-nut butter...I ALWAYS thought that about Bea Arthur, now I know. Gross but I know
Originally Posted By smedley Peanut butter is awesome, but only the crunchy type. Marmite is also wonderful. I have been known to have marmite and peanut butter on the same sandwich, yes I know this makes me weird.. Why is it no matter how often I clean the bathroom it seems always to be dirty again even quicker than the last time? Eeeeew on the finger sucking and the not washing of hands.. Why when you drop a piece of toast does it always always land topping side down on the floor?
Originally Posted By Hottubviper ^^Oh, Stacers......oh, my goodness! We're going to have to start a therapy thread now for the Bea-nut nightmares that shall surely commence......
Originally Posted By Tiggirl I don't think you should worry about your left ear... but obviously your right ear is slacking and making your left ear do all the hearing. If I were you I'd have a serious talk with your right ear about not pulling its share of the weight. Why does my work get these crappy lids for the coffee cups that have a little flap over the drinking hole? The flap will not stay back so I either have to try to dring with that stupid flap in my way or I have to rip of off every time I get a lid so it now has a HUGE gaping hole that will not prevent any coffee from spilling out should I tip it over. ~Beth
