Originally Posted By markymouse Some of you know I have an overactive imagination. I know I'm not the only one. So here is a spot to just make stuff up. I'll start: It's official -- Disney has announced that, due problems including labor shortages, and recent pressure from the Anaheim City Council, they are relocating Disneyland from southern California to southwest Missouri. Said Walt Disney Corporation President Robert Iger, "Don't think of it as leaving California. Think of it as coming home to Missouri." Added Disneyland President Ed Grier, "We have a Disneyland in California?"
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb JK Rowling admits in a statement to the media "Proffessor Dumbledore is actually Hermione Granger". It will be revealed at the end of book seven that just as Voldemort is about to perform the magical equivelent of a thermo-nuclear strike on Hogwarts, killing everone, Hermione travels back in time and uses magic to change her gender. She then asumes the identity of Dumbldore to become not only the "cleverest witch of her age" but the greatest wizard of all time.
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