Memberneering, envisioning the LPer above you

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    Originally Posted By avromark

    In the greatest tradition of the person above you thread, this thread is designed for whimsy and wonder, you a Memberneer!

    Your job is to create part of the elaborate backstory, the thread that joins together LP.

    In this thread we will make up the deepest secrets, desires, and half-truths about fellow LPers.

    example:

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    1 avromark - thread start
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    2 evilavromark - Avromark is a super hero who dwells in the land of chalk drawings, with his trusty sidekick Aorro, he will rid all of Disneydom of Aristodogs.
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    3 crazyavromark - evilavromark is a short member who's real name is Bynor, he has small feet and is a daredevil.
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    4 evilavromark - crazyavromark is known for his strength and big purple hair, he lives in an Onion.
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    5 randommouse - evilavromark also has webbed feet and drives a plane underwater, he invented the amazing shrinking and missing sock.
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Avromark has big, dark kinky hair and he leaves a spot wherever he goes.

    He wear a giant blue and yellow leotard with a # embroidered on his chest. And footsies.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Ursula has 36 arms, wild gray hair, and three eyes, she wears size 3 shoes. She likes to purchase dented cans, using the money she saves to create a laser light show that she will unveil to the world on August 27, 2009.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    OK, I think I get it...

    Avromark has a secret fortress located in a cave deep within the earth's core. During the day he hides his secret idendity as a mild mannered lion-tamer.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Sherrytodd is really Toddsherry, but changed her name when she got kicked out of Disneyland for eating all the dole whips and causing thousands of displeased senior citizens who happened to have been off their medications that day.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Avromark really strived to be the ring-leader, but an unfortunate churro incident left him emotionally scarred thus leading to his tragic superhero personal #-Man!
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    sherrytodd's favourite drink is actually named after her. That's right she loves to drink Todd.
     
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    Originally Posted By disney pete

    our first LP rs to admit to drug use ladies and gentlemen :)
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Disney Pete is a made up name by a guy actually named Disney James.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Miss Candice is actually a strip teasing nun, her IM name is CrazyPenguin629. Her famous words of inspiration are "It's time to sit down and count to 1, starting at 1, lets begin."
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Miss Candice is actually a strip teasing nun, her IM name is CrazyPenguin629. Her famous words of inspiration are "It's time to sit down and count to 1, starting at 1, lets begin."
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Avromark enjoys traveling down the Amazon River. He discovered a unknown tribe of pigmy sasquatch. He is now worshiped by them as a god due to his expert harmonica playing.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    sherrytodd was once the queen of england, but got sick of Bangers and mash. She also wanted to call her crisps, chips. So she decided to found her own nation. Now everyone is immigrating to a very small island nation known as Mickeymousia, so many people have immigrated to sherrytodds socialist-conservative communist island state what it is actually sinking faster then the matterhorn.
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    Avromark has an unhealthy obsession with Howard Hughes, and turns into a book stealing, life-force sucking goblin at 11:00 pm every night.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    DLfreak86 has green hair and purple skin, she enjoys bathing in transmission fluid, long walks in a sewage refuse plant and dining eating the finest sand available in America.
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    Avromark also drinks nothing but cherry coke and is the proud owner of a schizophrenic talking llama.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Dlfreek 86 also happens to be a llama that really kicks something. She suffers from multiple personalities. She also has a beard. Dlfreak86 admonishes avromark for insensitivity.

    (Uh you are a lady right?)
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    (yes)


    Avromark's schizophrenic llama is carnivorous, and mighty hungry right now.
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    Dlfreek started to eat herself, but since she was a shapeshifter this didn't matter.
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    Avromark belongs to the "I love David Hasselhoff" fanclub.
     

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