Originally Posted By trailsend "Why God Made Moms" answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions... Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your Mom? 1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your Mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between moms and dads? 1. Moms work at work &work at home, &dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. What does your Mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your Mom perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.
Originally Posted By MissCandice I am 35 years old. Last night I was talking to my mom on the phone and I coughed. She then proceeded to scold me about wearing a jacket because I didn't wear a jacket when she was here in November and blamed my cough on that. Do moms ever stop nagging?
Originally Posted By Labuda Glad to hear it, 2/3! Can you please let me know where it is? I can't find t right now and ti's bugging me!
Originally Posted By nevadarebel Thanks for sharing, MissCandice, my mom was doing the same thing on Christmas. She was yelling at me because my kids were outside on their new skateboards and I was watching without wearing any shoes. I tried to explain that it was 70 degrees so I think I would be ok but little did she know that today, I have a touch of sore throat. I will never let her know though! Thanks for sharing this cute thing about moms. I am lucky that I have a wonderful mom that is my closest friend and I am glad that it only took me 19 years to figure it out where some take much longer and miss out on all the cool mom advise.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter This was great! And I must report, Miss C., that I know the mommying continues until the child is at least age 42. Mama Glitter still warns me to wear a jacket whenever the temperature here in Texas plummets below 50 degrees, and she still really dislikes me going out by myself (as in to the grocery store two miles away) after dark and cautions me to be careful. But ya know what? Whenever I get sick, the very first thing I do is call her and start the phone call with the most pitiful tones imaginable. . . ."Mommmmmmmy?" ;-)
Originally Posted By threeundertwo >>Glad to hear it, 2/3! Can you please let me know where it is? I can't find t right now and ti's bugging me!>> Be careful what you wish for. I was talking with iluvdland on the phone one day and couldn't find a sharpie. Guess what I got for a Christmas present?
