Jackson's ex: 'Michael is not the natural father'

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    Originally Posted By Dave

    Can you believe it!

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    Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe has told an Irish newspaper the Thriller singer is not the biological father of their children Prince Michael Jr and Paris.

    Rowe, who was married to Jackson for three years between 1996 and 1999, claims her eight-year-old son and seven-year-old daughter were both conceived using anonymous semen brought from a sperm bank.

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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Ick.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Ick.
     
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    Originally Posted By Dave

    you said that already....I guess you really mean it
     
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    Originally Posted By ADMIN

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    Originally Posted By smeeeko

    LOL mele.. my immediate reaction was 'eww' also.. can't imagine what got admined but anyway.. that should make the custody suit stick if that is what she is after. =)
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

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    Oh pooh...
    it wasn't THAT bad...

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By xrayvision

    ^ RoadTrip, you know it's Bad, it's Bad, it's really really bad..

    Honestly, I'm SOOO over the Michael Jackson scandals and rumors. He and his tabloid life need to away.
     
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    Originally Posted By ecdc

    "Can you believe it!"

    You could tell me Michael Jackson is the evil intergalactic ruler Xenu and I'd believe it at this point.
     
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    Originally Posted By wahooskipper

    I am stunned...stunned I tell ya. The next thing you are going to tell me is that Nick and Jessica aren't really in love anymore.
     
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    Originally Posted By itsme

    Gee i guess her contract to keep quiet is up.
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    I guess making his wife wear the Macauley Culkin mask just wasn't enough.
     
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    Originally Posted By Elderp

    ugh
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    Interesting, if true.

    I can guess why they might choose artificial insemination. But if they were going to go through that process, why wouldn't he be the donor?




    Okay, I'm done thinking about it.
     
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    Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA

    For a woman to get down with Michael Jackson is a frightening thought.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<But if they were going to go through that process, why wouldn't he be the donor?>>

    Think about it. Do you really want Michael Jackson passing on his DNA?

    Ah... didn't think so.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Maybe that's why they called her "Dirty Diana!"

    Yikes, just the thought gives me the willies!
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    *LOL* Tom Sawyer!

    And if I were to wager a guess, I'd say that Michael wasn't the 'donor' because he was afraid the kids would look like him and Joseph - thus costing him a FORTUNE in future nose jobs.
     
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    Originally Posted By mousegrl

    I don't think Michael's capable of producing......

    :D
     
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    Originally Posted By Inspector 57

    <<I don't think Michael's capable of producing......>>

    Oh, that that level of cosmic rightness exists.

    In your best irritating Jeff Goldblum inflection...

    "Nature... will always find a way."

    Perhaps nature did step in to ensure low motility.
     

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