Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." -------------------- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy I don't know where they originated, I just saw 'em at another board in a joke section.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Hey look, another Valentine's Day thread. All together now. . . awwwwwwwwww! ;-)
Originally Posted By knightnfrees LOL. TALL, this is so unlike you. You usually are so sweet, innocent and demure. I know you pulled this from somewhere else, but I think you're gonna lose your reputation...or gain one you don't want.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy LOL@U2! (and I don't mean the band none, neither!) *bats eyes* (heehee)
Originally Posted By MomofPrincess Okay, now I'm LMAO, because I realized - in an attempt to be a smarta** and mimic you - that post could be taken a MULTITUDE of ways!!! Right up there with, "I like your cans!"
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy LOL! "Dude", (ha!) I was *just* *thinkin'* about that---"hopemax, your cans are just darling!" LOL!
Originally Posted By knightnfrees <<Right up there with, "I like your cans!">> If you know what I mean... Oh, wait. Diff thread.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 The original post is surely a stepping-off point for a potentially-wonderful serious discussion about stereotypes and/or the value/evil of "political correctness." But I'm too distracted trying to figure out the meaning of the balding comment to try to initiate such discussion.
