Why you might do well on quiz shows

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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005540481,00.html" target="_blank">http://www.thesun.co.uk/articl
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    THE WEAKEST LINK



    Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
    Contestant: Jool carriageway.

    Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
    Contestant: Bombay.

    Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
    Contestant: Crocodiles.
    Robinson: Wh...?
    Contestant (interrupting): Pass!

    Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
    entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
    Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.

    Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
    Contestant: (long pause) Joe?


    NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET


    Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
    Contestant: William Shakespeare.


    CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL


    Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
    Caller: Japan.
    Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear
    that, I can let you try again.
    Caller: Er... Mexico?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
    Contestant: Walked?<<

    LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>28) A food that can be brown or white? A potato<<

    Okay, the judges accept that answer.

    Ding!
     
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    Originally Posted By Travaria

    Ok, I'm torn between
    >>Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
    Caller: Japan.
    Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear
    that, I can let you try again.
    Caller: Er... Mexico?
    &
    >>Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
    Contestant: Sydney

    being my favorite answers...altho they're all pretty hilarious
     

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