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    Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay

    Good lord this place is dusty! Better get to work.

    *Whistles a little tune to get a group of friendly animals to help with the cleaning*

    Lets see, we have sea lions, pelicans and hermit crabs. You guys will have to do. Lets get this place all cleaned up so we can do a little lounging before summer is gone again.

    Edis! The snack bar is still here! I'll scrub it down and make sure it's ready to go! Truck should be here soon with the provisions.

    I've personally interviewed EVERY cabana boy and they should all be to everyone's satisfaction. Afraid if you want a cabana girl it's BYO. Hammocks have been hung and there is a variety of equipment for water sports that can be checked out from the snack bar.

    *PHEW!!!* That was a lot of work. If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the hammock in the shade. Everyone make sure you wear your sunscreen and no swimming until 30 minutes after you eat.
     
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    Originally Posted By LVBelle

    I need a cabana boy to bring me a fruity drink, STAT!
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    Look! I found some racoons, & pigs to help out!

    They're really good at fluffing the furniture you know!
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    <--- plunks down in the hammock next YNN. While cabana MAN Eric Bana brings me a Piranha Pool from Trader Sam(sung)'s and proceeds to rub my feet.

    Ahhhhhhhhh!
     
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    Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay

    LOL!!! Careful LadyKluck. I've seen what Raccoons can do to a mansion!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    I could use a drink.
     
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    Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay

    Hey Tom. Edis isn't here yet so I'll give it a shot. What can I get you?
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    Take two....they're small! =)
     
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    Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS

    I settled down on the pool lounge chair and sprayed the sunblock on....which one of you pranksters switched it for bugspray?????

    Holy moly - atleast by the fog settling over the area, we all should be safe from the West Nile Virus during our stay.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    Lately I have been drinking French martinis.... fruity... yum... and does remind me of the France Pavallion in EPCOT.
     
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    Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS

    You might want to make sure that the first batch of drinks have lids until the air thins....
     
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    Originally Posted By Yahtzee Nay Nay

    Right!

    *Pulls out the bartender guide and makes one french martini. Pours it in a sippy cup and hands it to Tom.*
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    ROFLMAO!
    I guess tha means the Jell-o shots will have to be put on hold...
     
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    Originally Posted By TXDISNEYNERD

    Oh boy, it's about time you opened back up. Since Edis isn't here yet, can I get something fruity with rum perferably in a pinapple YNN? I'll be over here on that hammock.
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    Ahhh hammocks...naptime!
    aww junk!
    Uh...help....I'm not real good with hammocks and 3 full flips now and I'm sorta a hammock burrito! Either that or just a long straw for my drink please!
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    I forgot to mention I brought my layered dip with a huge bag of tortilla chips, my famous deviled eggs and chocolate cupcakes with my mocha frosting. I knew Ed would be running a smidge late today. I've put everything in the covered patio area far from and up wind the bug spray cloud.
     
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    Originally Posted By LVBelle

    Did someone say dip? Chips and dip are my weakness... I'll also take a Pirhana Pool to drink please!
     
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    Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS

    We can use my old pantyhose for bug nets!

    I also found my old Epilady that will be great for bug zapping!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    I brought some both kinda of cold pizza, red and white ( it's actually an Italian pastry ). As well as some Russian tea cake... it's soaked in rum.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    Oh, I forgot to mention I usually drink French martini's from my Port Orleans Riverside mup..... I'll just pour this in my souvenir mug.
     

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