I snorted my father...

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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    HOLY MOLY! I really hope he's telling a bad tale but why do I know this is probably true. Aye yi yi!

    <a href="http://www.comcast.net/music/index.jsp?cat=MUSIC&fn=/2007/04/03/627109.html&cvqh=itn_richards" target="_blank">http://www.comcast.net/music/i
    ndex.jsp?cat=MUSIC&fn=/2007/04/03/627109.html&cvqh=itn_richards</a>

    Keith Richards appears in the press room of the ...
    LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggirl

    Yuck!!

    On a slightly related topic, my cousin had her tattoo artist (I'm not sure if he was her friend or just some random tattoo artist) mix some of her mothers ashes with the ink. She got a tattoo over her chest so (as she says) her mother is always near her heart.

    ~Beth
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Father nose best.
     
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    Originally Posted By mrichmondj

    ^^
    ROTFLMAO
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    What's funny about this is that Richards' father died in 2002, making Keef about 58 or so when dear old Dad passed. Richards has supposedly restricted himself to alcohol and weed for the last 10-15 years. Either he's pulling their leg, which is entirely possible, or he hasn't remained the Richards version of relatively clean, also entirely possible.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    That's what made me think maybe he's pulling a fast one.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    OK, how can you resist a topic with a title like that. Then the first words I saw were Keith Richards and it was pretty much a no shocker here.

    I had an uncle that was a junky and pretty much in and out of jail most of his life. When he died he was cremated and really nobody wanted to claim him, so my mom and aunt decided to have my dad who's a pilot fly them over the ocean where they decided to dump my uncle's ashes. So they got out over the ocean, opened the window and dumped the ashes and they blew right back in on them.

    They actually had a pretty good laugh about it. Figured that he'd been pretty much a pain his entire life, that this was just one last jab. The plane was a rental too. Guess anyone who goes flying now gets to take my uncle along for the ride.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    That's a tad different thought funny than deliberately snorting up your Papa! ;>
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    LOL 2oony!

    Holy Moly barely begins to describe...
     
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    Originally Posted By vbdad55

    40 + years of drug and alcohol abuse will make one do stupid things, or have such bad recall, that making something up to fill a blackout period just as likely -

    I'm guessing it's true
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    EW EW EW! ugh, EW EW EW!

    I remember when I thought he was the "cutest" Stone.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    Wow the "cutest" Stone. Ugliest band ever.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    Top three craziest things a rock star has put into his system

    1. Various members of Motley Crue injecting Jack Daniels into their veins via needles.

    2. Keith Richards snorting his dear ol dad.

    3. Ozzy Osbourne snorting a line of ants on the ground.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    It's now being reported that he was joking around. Who knows...
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    Maybe he just can't remember.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    But those other two did happen.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    "Snorted my dad and tumbled out of a palm tree... Whoa, DUDE! What a buzz!"
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    It was a joke

    <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/04/richards.dad.ap/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBI
    Z/Music/04/04/richards.dad.ap/index.html</a>

    And now there's a Disney tie-in; he doesn't get to promote the Pirates movie.

    <a href="http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment/2007/04/05/keith-richards-will-not-promote-new-pirates-movie/" target="_blank">http://www.ecanadanow.com/ente
    rtainment/2007/04/05/keith-richards-will-not-promote-new-pirates-movie/</a>

    Gee, without him, nobody will probably go see it . . .
     

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