Originally Posted By Autopia Deb TIWEB... I was reaching down the front of my shirt fishing a piece of potato chip out of my bra and looked up to see my department head observing my fishing trip.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Hahahahahahahaha!! (I have nothing embarrassing to report today, but I have no doubt I will be a frequent contributor in future).
Originally Posted By Labuda TIWEB I realized I haven't gotten in the tub or shower since Wednesday morning. Then again, I could also say TIWEB I realized I've not gotten out of pjs since Wendesday. Being sick sucks. But, at least it means I could make sure Deb's not alone in her embarrassment here.
Originally Posted By Labuda Just some kind of infection. I'm definitely on the mend, but not quite there yet. I *will* be showering when i wake up tomorrow, though. I'd do it tonight, but I don't want to go to bed with wet hair.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter I hope you're better soon. (And that you embarrass yourself again soon for Deb's entertainment). ;-)
Originally Posted By DyGDisney ^^^I have that SAME affliction. I was going to say TIWEB I have foot IN mouth disease. This frequently embarrasses me because I open my mouth and my foot goes in, which causes me to say things that either sounds foolish, or that people misunderstand....... because I'm me. :/
Originally Posted By Tiggirl TIWEB I forgot my eggs i just purchased in the store at the cash register and the clerk had to run out and track me down to give them back to me. ~Beth
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x I locked the keys in the car. In the drive way. I tried unlocking the car myself, but had to resort to calling Geico's roadside service. I was told it happens all the time, although it didn't make it any less embarrassing. The driver was cute, though.
Originally Posted By Labuda TIWEB I just admitted that I had to ask for help boiling water when I was a wee lass of 20.
Originally Posted By poohbear14 TIWEB (well... yesterday) I slipped on the dock after disembarking from the POTC boat.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb My TIWEB was also yesterday. Last night my sort-of-son came in to the kitchen and asked me if his ankle was swollen. I was so busy looking at his lower legs I didn't notice he was mooning me until he said "how about my quads".
Originally Posted By Labuda Ursus: I got it right the first time because after she was done laughing at me, my roommate told me just to put it in a pot and put it on a burner set to as high as I could get it. heh
Originally Posted By Labuda TIWEB while eating my breakfast taco this morning, I dripped some salsa onto my white blouse. And then discovered that my current Tide stain stick is EMPTY! Thank goodness it dripped just off center and it's easy for my badge to cover it up! PHEW!
Originally Posted By Labuda Ok, so last night IWEB a cute boy said something that made me blush BIGTIME!
Originally Posted By WDWdreamin TIWEB (yesterday) I instructed a nurse to shave the entire abdomen of a dog because he was too hairy (for surgery) and the nurse said she felt sorry for DH if he was a hairy man, and then everyone started talking about chest waxing like in 40-yr-old virgin.
