Ye Olde Popcorn Pub

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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Hullo. (glugg! glugg!) I'mmm drownin' my sorrows here in this dimly lit pub where no one can fine me... My poor preshiush popcorn didn't win thu big elecshun. (hiccup!) What kinna wurld izzit when such a wunnerful, wunnerfull food duzn't win, I axe ya!? WHUT KINNA WURLD!?? (hiccup! drink! glugg! glugg!)

    Where diddit all go rong? Ish all my fawlt. I'mmm no guud. Shuumbuddy shuldda taken over the popcorn campaign in the schnakky awardzzz. (glugg! glugg!)

    CHURROSH!! Stoopid, stoopid CHURROSH!!! How i deshpize themm.

    BEERTENDER!! Anuzzer root beer for me an my pal Harvey here. An make it schnappy!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear

    <----ursus opens the swinging door and squints into the hazy half darkness.


    "2oony! Get off that table, and put that skirt back on the waitress!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Brown Monkey

    Ya drunkard! Stay off the streets!

    (MNG, pleeeeease don't come into this thread! You might have a heart attack with all the grammatical errors! ACK!)
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Ish no yoose! Nuthin matterz annymohr!! (glugg! glugg!)
     
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    Originally Posted By Dave

    LOL @ Brown Monkey
     
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    Originally Posted By disneygurl

    Take it easy there gluggy! :O)
     
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    Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy

    O
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    !

    Not only does this place have a nasty name, but LOOK at the filthy mess and the butchering of our language.

    *Runs away....screaming!*
     
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    Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy

    And LO! Derick, AND Dave!
     
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    Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle

    *steps into bar*
    come into the light children...fried apple wedges will set you free from the darkness of salty snacks...

    *ducks and runs for cover*
     
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    Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon

    LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggirl

    2oony, ya scurrvy rum guzzler! Yarrrr...thar be room enough in the world fer more than one snack. Now get your Sea Biscut back to the Fireship!
     
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    Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon

    Yeah Cookie. Whatever she said.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Wheerzzat ROOT BEER I axed for!? (belch!) Whud iz this, some kinna CHURRO bar!??

    (weep! weep! weep!) OH MY POOR POPCORN!!! I dun you rong!!! You dasurve so much better thun meeee!! (bee-eeelch!)

    Tooo Thowzind FOUR!!! By golly, we;'ll win then!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggirl

    <----Heaves Kar2oonMan onto her shoulder and tries to carry him back to the ship.


    There there 2oony...
     
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    Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon

    Here, use this big empty root beer barrel he finished off. Put him inside and we'll roll him back to the boat.
     
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    Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy

    Or down the hill into that tree.

    =-D
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    emengeee!! slurzle murfit schnozz blurp!

    (incoherent, sleepy drunken rambling)
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    belch.
     
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    Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate

    [sound of gunshots]

    Outta here Cookie! it's time ta git back to tha ship!
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggirl

    Thanks Jack o' Cups!
     
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