Originally Posted By Shiva With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in later this year: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa . 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
Originally Posted By disneylandfan8 Morning dear brother! ♥ I get the feeling I've read this somewhere before... but it's still hilarious!!!
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight I posted it under Investment Tips. LOL! Silly Shiva! Have some coffee and WAKE UP ! LOL {{{{{SHIVA}}}}}
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Ohh Shiva,Don't hang your head in shame silly.. Ya know it's GREAT investment tips when we double post them! Lets face it, You and I give great investment advice! ;-)
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb You left out my favorite #9, lol 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: (rhymes with) Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
