Originally Posted By bloona How Men can Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39 courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food
Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder You forgot: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 3. Bring beer
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka I think the woman who expects to find a man who is ALL of the above things is probably a lonely woman. ;-)
Originally Posted By friendofdd I'm not sure women expect men to be a stylist. And, for a man, food may be optional.
Originally Posted By Shiva >>And, for a man, food may be optional.<< just another reminder that I'm getting older, I was really fantasizing about the food.
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x I'm not sure women expect men to be a stylist. who else do we expect to paint our toe nails and shave our legs when we're 9 months pregnant??
Originally Posted By Shiva >>who else do we expect to paint our toe nails and shave our legs when we're 9 months pregnant??<< <----no longer has any interest in food.
Originally Posted By davewasbaloo Well I provide Sarah with 52 of those things, and Sarah provides me with those 3 things. So we are nearly a perfect match!
Originally Posted By SuperDry <<< You forgot: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 3. Bring beer >>> The original list of two items was correct - beer is a subset of food.
Originally Posted By markymouse Jeff Foxworthy, I think, once said all men want is "a beer and something nekked to look at." But I agree, the beer is optional. Now some hot wings or a good burger, that's another matter.
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka I think we'd like for our men to be stylists but we realize that if he was our stylist, he would most likely be our gay best friend. (Which is sometimes even better!)
Originally Posted By chickendumpling LOL @ you all! I think both lists are too long and that most guys would be happy with just the naked part. And the beer.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Wow my hubby must really be happy - I got him a kegorator for fathers day!! Always a keg on tap - too bad I don't like beer!!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <<Always a keg on tap - too bad I don't like beer!!>> More for him he'll say! LOL.
