The Ideal Man...

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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    A CLASSIC REVISITED


    The Ideal Man
    What every woman expects........

    He will be a brilliant conversationalist.

    He will be sensitive, kind, understanding and loving.

    He will be a very hard working man.

    He will help around the house by washing dishes, vacuming the floors and taking care of the garden.

    He will be a man of emotional and physical strength.

    He will be as smart as Einstein but look like Johnnie Depp.





    ..........but what she actually gets

    He always takes her to the best restaurants, someday he will take her inside.

    He doesn't have any ulsers, he just gives them.

    Anytime he gets an idea in his head, he has the whole thing in a nutshell.

    He is well known as a miracle worker, it's a miracle when he works.

    He supports his wife in the manner to which she was accustomed, he lets her keep her job.

    He is such a bore, that he even bores her to death when he gives her a compliment.

    He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation brilliant.

    After a man finds out his 'woman' is no angel, he tries to ascertain to what extent she isn't.
     
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    Originally Posted By Marlin Perkins

    LOL...Fodd, I was going to say I am really close on that first part. Well, actually, the second half is pretty close too.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Ok OK, wheres the rest of the "what she actually gets" list? ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE

    All the rest is wrapped up in fodds peace making sno cones and LS'S Carmel Apa's it doesn't get any better than that.... : )
     
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    Originally Posted By SanFran

    I say that the ideal man....is a woMAN. :p
     
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    Originally Posted By tashajilek

    Omg sanfran LOL. The ideal man must also love Disney!
     
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    Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE

    HA HA HA...That is for sure Tasha ..how are you ..doing..I am with you... : )
     
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    Originally Posted By tashajilek

    Hey Tink im doing great how about you? I am probably going to be going to Dl for my bday! it will only be 3 days but better than nothing.
     
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    Originally Posted By tashajilek

    Are there many women who put up with the not ideal man these days?
     
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    Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE

    Glad to hear it Tasha...I am doing ok still going thru the therapy treatments , things are getting better ...slowly but surely...When is your Special Day....

    I don't think that there are many left that do..Tasha..
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    Thanks Fodd, just what we needed another marathon session of male bashing. Traitor!;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE

    Sno-Cone please ha ha ha : )
     
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    Originally Posted By tashajilek

    Tink, glad to hear you doing better :). My b-day is august 2nd.

    "Thanks Fodd, just what we needed another marathon session of male bashing. Traitor!;-)"

    You should make you own version on women lol.
     
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    Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE

    Batter Up...ha ha ha....

    Look for a nice message on August 2 ,Tasha
     

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