Originally Posted By Lisann22 1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? 3. Why is abbreviated such a long word? 4. Why is a boxing ring square? 5. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 6. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 7. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 8. Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? 9. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? 10. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 13. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra? 14. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? 15. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? 16. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? 17. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? 18. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? 19. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo 20. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Originally Posted By wonderingalice *LOL* Re: #11... I don't know, but I'll bet it's not "Melmac." ;-)
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Why do strip and gentlemen's club advertise live nude naked women? Opposed to dead nude naked women? And is there more to being nude? Does being nude AND naked give them more to see?
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost Why do the geniuses that run today's company's use the phase "written verbal warning" to describe a disciplinary action. It's either written or it's verbal, it can't be both. Especially when the solution is so simple. It's a "documented verbal warning" people. Sorry, back to the cuteness. Just a peeve, I guess.
