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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter


    Are you confused? Seeking information? In crisis? Facing a dilemma? Have a question that you're too embarrassed to ask anyone in person? Then, LPer, this is your lucky day, because all of your problems are about to be solved. . . just ask Lisa and Litter!

    We have the following highly impressive credentials to qualify us to give you advice:

    -a combined LP post count of 15,301 (and counting).
    -We are both survivors of the infamous Iceknyght POTC Breakdown of December, 2004.
    -both former key witnesses in LP Court
    -Lisa (Lisann22) was a high school and college softball player.
    -Litter (Pixie Glitter) once delivered singing telegrams for a living.

    So, as you can clearly see, we bring an abundance of ability and life experience to this job. Add to that the fact that we embody a cross between Carol Brady & Roseanne, Dr. Phil and Dr. Ruth, farmgirl and homegirl, and you've just found advice column nirvana.

    So ask away with complete confidence.** There is no problem or question that is too difficult for us to handle. Unless, you know, we're tired that day or just don't feel like it.

    Okay, who wants to be first?

    **"Ask Lisa and Litter" is in no way affiliated with nor does it represent the views and opinions of the owners, moderators, or staff of LP. Advice offered is purely for entertainment value, and any resemblance to any person, real or fictional, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Never operate this advice near water due to risk of electrical shock. Not suitable for children under the age of three.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

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    Originally Posted By SweetGirl

    Kewl :)

    Dear Lisa and Litter,

    My boyfriend and I are both die hard Disney fans. Recently, we've become closer if you know what I mean.

    My boyfriend asked me if I wanted to dress up as Minnie and he'd be Mickey and then we could you know play house.

    I'm feeling kinda weird about it because I've grown up with Mickey and Minnie and to think of them as well it just makes me feel weird. I know they are boyfriend and girlfriend and all but it's kind of freaky deaky if you know what I mean.

    If I decide not to do it, how should I tell my boyfriend no?
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I had a vivid dream two nights ago in which I thought of an incredible way to achieve world peace without wearing a tiara.

    Since awakening, the solution to the problems of the world has faded from my mind.

    Can you help me recover this important memory?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Whoa - we barely turn on the "Open" sign.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Dear SweetGirl,

    First of all, thank you so much for being our very first reader to write in with a question. . . you are, indeed, a sweet girl. :)

    I would suggest that you talk to your boyfriend during a calm, relaxed time, perhaps while driving somewhere together or while taking a walk or doing some mundane household task like cleaning up after a meal. Reassure him that you love him and find him attractive. But tell him that you are simply not comfortable with expressing your affection by impersonating a rodent. Be gentle, but firm.

    Good luck, dear!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Dear friendofdd,

    I suggest you search for your answer in World Events. I hear that problems of vast scope and variety are solved over there on a daily basis.

    Good luck, dear!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Dear SweetGirl,

    First of all, thank you so much for being our very first reader to write in with a question. . . you are, indeed, a sweet girl. :)

    I would suggest that you talk to your boyfriend during a calm, relaxed time, perhaps while driving somewhere together or while taking a walk or doing some mundane household task like cleaning up after a meal. Reassure him that you love him and find him attractive. But tell him that you are simply not comfortable with expressing your affection by impersonating a rodent. Be gentle, but firm.

    Good luck, dear!
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    <sigh>
    Sweet Girl the conversation needs to go like this...

    Are you a freak? NO!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Dear friendofdd,

    I suggest you search for your answer in World Events. I hear that problems of vast scope and variety are solved over there on a daily basis.

    Good luck, dear!
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    friendofdd - I stop selling those little yellow and green tablets 20+ years ago.

    Take 2 Advil and call us in the morning.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    *sigh* And so it begins.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Thank you for your illuminating answers.



    What should I do when I have no questions for you?
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    is it wrong to post



    cookie monster,bottle rocket ,underpants

    if thats how I really feel ?
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    L&L,
    I had a dream last night that dlanddug and Jazzcat got married. Dlanddug grew his hair really long (it was curly) and became a hippie. Jazzcat was still friends with her actual husband, A Goofy Guy. What does this dream mean??
    Signed,
    Dreaming of LP'ers
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    What should I do when I have no questions for you?
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    friendofdd,

    Sit back and enjoy.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    is it wrong to post



    cookie monster,bottle rocket ,underpants

    if thats how I really feel ?
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    disneydad109,

    Have you met TallDisneyGuy? Wait that's muppets, this is Sesame Street. I'd say you fit right in as long as you don't post that in World Events.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    L&L,
    I had a dream last night that dlanddug and Jazzcat got married. Dlanddug grew his hair really long (it was curly) and became a hippie. Jazzcat was still friends with her actual husband, A Goofy Guy. What does this dream mean??
    Signed,
    Dreaming of LP'ers
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    Dreaming of LP'ers,

    Stop eating ravioli's after midnight!
     
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    Originally Posted By bloona

    oh this is just the thing I needed.

    I need to know, confidentially ofcourse. Is it ok to find Alladin attractive?

    Please dont tell anyone I asked you this, I must admit I am a little embarressed about going weak at the knees at a cartoon !

    thank you.
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggirl

    Dear Lisa and Litter,
    I am bored by my job and dread coming to work (more than usual). What career would be right for me? I need something where my dazzling personality and unique spelling would be appreciated.

    Sincerely,
    Zzzzzz at Work
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    oh this is just the thing I needed.

    I need to know, confidentially ofcourse. Is it ok to find Alladin attractive?

    Please dont tell anyone I asked you this, I must admit I am a little embarressed about going weak at the knees at a cartoon !

    thank you.
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    bloona,

    Take up boxing, you're gonna have to fight Inspector57 for rights to Prince Ali! I'd say it's ok as long as you don't go to midnight screening of Aladdin and well you know, it ended a career.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Dear Lisa and Litter,
    I am bored by my job and dread coming to work (more than usual). What career would be right for me? I need something where my dazzling personality and unique spelling would be appreciated.

    Sincerely,
    Zzzzzz at Work
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    Zzzzzz at Work,

    President Bush speech writer! You'll fit right in. Wait you have a dazzling personality, host your own website about a Mouse. ;>
     

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