My pumpkin peed :-(

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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    So a few weeks ago I was at the Wal-Mart and they had this big ol' carton o' cute li'l mini-pumpkins (they weren't no bigger'n a Disney snowglobe). So I got one for my friend at work thinkin', "Hmm, that'd be a cool little 'fall atmosphere' for her desk...maybe she'd like that".

    So I bought it for her, but it's been too hot to think "fall" lately (and no leaves changin' much yet either). So la dee daaa, I just leave it sittin' on my kitchin' counter thinkin', "Hmm, I'll wait a week or 2...maybe it'll be 'fall enough' to give it to her soon". I wonder how "good" pumpkins last, but it's gotta be a long time, right? They're fall fruit, they're hardy, they're orange, they're always sittin' outside for weeks---they gotta be about the most invincible thang ya can harvest.

    Well, yesterday I woke up and came in the kitchen when I noticed an odd smell. *sniff sniff*..."What *is* that?"...*sniffsniffsniffsniff*...[pokes around kitchen in old open Chef Boyardee cans, table, sink, etc.)...*sniffsniff*...then I get to the counter where the cute li'l pumpkin is. And it's sittin' in a puddle of its own "pumpkin pee".

    My pumpkin for my friend just mischievously decided overnight to pee itself all over the counter. So it's sittin' in its own big puddle and I realize "Hmm, this won't be good for Kim now", and I pick it up to throw it away---I barely lift it a centimeter off the ground when "Glock!" the stem breaks off and the pumpkin falls back into its juicy puddle.

    I throw the stem away, try to pick up the pumpkin again, and have to use both hands cause it's so soft 'n smushy 'n warped. Well, after gettin' it thrown out and cleanin' and Lysol-in' the counter, things are more back to normal now.

    But dang it, I never knew pumpkins peed.
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    Someone needs to help TDG out with his housekeeping...
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    >>I throw the stem away, try to pick up the pumpkin again, and have to use both hands cause it's so soft 'n smushy 'n warped. <<

    Moral of the story: Now matter how low the price, don't buy Halloween decorations in June.
     
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    Originally Posted By amazedncal2

    I'm sorry your pumpkin peed :)
    I've had pumpkins that refused to die and were still hanging around at Easter :)
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    We always recycled ours and made them into pumpkin pie.

    Oh and hint careful with the words, here in Georgia "Glock" takes on a whole new meaning.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    We always recycled out PUMPKINS not our pumpkin pee. I can't say I ever saw a pumplin that peed.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pirate Pete

    First Golden Girls then this....ever see that movie "Falling Down"? LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By MrToadWildRider

    >>Oh and hint careful with the words, here in Georgia "Glock" takes on a whole new meaning.<<

    I thought he shot his pumpkin for about a minute like "That's a bt excessive to vent frustration isn't it?"

    >>First Golden Girls then this....ever see that movie "Falling Down"? LOL<<

    I've seen it but I 'm not sure what you're talking about heh
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    Photo of a rotten pumpkin, complete with pumpkin pee.

    <a href="http://3media.initialized.org/photos/2003-10-25/61" target="_blank">http://3media.initialized.org/
    photos/2003-10-25/61</a>%20Rotten%20pumpkin.jpg

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    ^^^
    Looks like you will have to copy/paste the link.

    :-(
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I wonder if the python that exploded after swallowing an alligator made a "glock!" sound?
     
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    Originally Posted By TomSawyer

    >>I wonder if the python that exploded after swallowing an alligator made a "glock!" sound?<<

    Probably more like "croc", 2oonie.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    grrrroooaaannnnn


    (wish I'd said that, though.)
     
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    Originally Posted By hopemax

    Freshman year of college, I bought a little pumpkin. I put it on the tv in my dorm room. It was a good pumpkin, it lasted far longer than the other pumpkins. But sometime in December, it lost control of its facilties and I had to toss it. I cleaned up the um, pee, and thought that the saga of the pumpking had come to an end.

    Then wierd things started happening to my tv. We'd be sitting there watching it, and it would suddenly turn off, then back on! Sometimes you would push the on button on the remote three times, nothing would happen then 30 seconds later, on it would turn.

    The pumpkin had possessed my tv.

    I was poor, so we lived with the PPT (pumpkin possessed television) through the 1994 winter olympics in Lilihammer. Missed all sorts of events because the pumpkin's control became stronger than mine. Spring break I finally had to relent and take it to a guy who performed an exorcism for $75. I still have that tv.
     
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    Originally Posted By peeaanuut

    you should have gotten a sharpy and drew a shamed face on it than taken a picture. Maybe one with little hands covering the front. Just a thought.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kimrue

    Awww, I've had that happen, too. But think of it this way, at least it happened to YOU. Imagine if you brought your friend the pumpkin the day before it decided to pee and SHE had to clean up the mess? She would've been like "gee, thanks for the smelly, pumpkin that doesn't have control of it's bladder, tdg..."
     
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    Originally Posted By mickeymeg

    My mum like to tell a story about me around halloween each year. Apparently I really liked a jackolantern I had made and didnt want to throw it out when its time had come. So I did what any nomal little kid does with things they are keeping and hid it in a downstairs closet that wasnt used to often .... somewhere around Dec when it started to snow and my mum was looking for the mittens in the same closet, she found the nasty puddle that was left.
     
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    Honeydew melons pee too. It's mighty nasty.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    My tomatoes pee all of the time. Or maybe the fruitflies are marking their territory.
     

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