A Christmas Story

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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    I saw this and immediately thought of fodd... :)



    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast
    as the regular ones and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit which stressed Santa even
    more.
    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give
    birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out .... heaven knows where.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag
    fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When
    he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden
    the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke
    into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
    broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it
    open and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I
    have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

    Not a lot of people know this.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    LOL

    Well done.

    Were you reminded of me because it is humorous or because I resemble SC in this?
     
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    Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS

    That was really funny and now all of my employees know the origin of the small angel on top of the tree. LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By mickeymeg

    LOL ! This made my morning =)
     
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    Originally Posted By Tandelothien

    ROFL!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Fowley

    LOOOOOOOVE IT
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    Hehe.
     
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    Originally Posted By Liberty Belle

    Ha! Very cute.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    "Were you reminded of me because it is humorous or because I resemble SC in this?"

    Most definitely the humor, sir. :)
     

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