Originally Posted By avro_imagineer Since not everyone goes to Games, I thought I'd share this here in Playpen for the community to enjoy the work we put into this story. It's really quite a read. You may see the evolution of some LP running jokes... Here is the complete (2006 to 2009 as of this post time) The Great LP Story, 3 words a time story. It has been slightly edited to allow the ideas when double posting to work a bit smoother and to take out some of the banter. When it kind of fit in the banter was integrated into the story. A few people contribute at different times and I thought it would be nice if everyone could enjoy the fruits of our labour all in one reading. 2006 In the beginning, our friendofdd saw two overzied mice, a gigantic and fascinating , dog, three cats, that all seemed to walk to Disneyland in skivvies with clothes on, when they sung loudly, "Zip-a-Dee" anjd freindofdd then panacking started to run to them tripping over the Mickey Mouse handlers, pink Disneyland roses and even Alexbook! (Who was reading "The Nickel Tour"'s longest sentence without Darkbeer drinking, or eating churros, but taking pictures od the ducks waddling by him eating Disneyland churros. As he watched, along came a giant white rabbit who seemed delayed, and asked, "Where are you going?". Friendofdd smiled and took his picture! He then turned around three times, clicked his heels and Rabbit, not friendofdd and then said " What on EARTH is that for?!". "That's classified," said Kar2oonMan, who was disguised as a large gold pocketwatch/Carol Channing impersonator. (Darn you friendofdd!), fine, "large gold pocketwatch", dangling in the wind, hanging from the vest of Barney Fife's poster (how about from the vest of Barney Fife on a Barney Fife poster?)", hoping someone would end this sentence. Kar2oonman grumbled, kicking his stuffed dog which bit his stuffed white rabbit & Jose right off! Chickendumpling ran past in pursuit of Tall Disney Guy. To buy him "Yo Mr English Major", what happened next is that she was too horrible, ROFLMAO!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry to look at -y involved in, forget it, I'm leaving LP to the snacking wars. Featuring: Turkey Legs. Suddenly a giant green hairy monkey snatched up chickendumpling shouting beware Tigger, Pooh, and Eyeore I have chickendumpling, Piglet and Roo. Ransome is required or elese I'll... "No Popcorn please". Darn you TDG! I got lost please be random or else I'll tell the Beast named DAR and about your hair under your arms! Then wax them! This confused everyone. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, zillions of angry squirrels protested. They held a cow hostage, along with TDG! Their demands were extremely unreasonable, asking for one million stale turkey legs with a side kick named Stumpy enforcing their demands. What to do? Call in Kar2oonman. That might help! No it won't. But it could? I doubt it. I just hoped -- somehow, he would but it's Kar2oonman... Exactly so. Kar2oonman!!! Thee squirrels began their reign of terror when Kar2oonMan shouted quite loudly, "Tacos are scrumptious... Even better than fried rampaging squirrels. And crickets chirped. And poor TDG, devoted Mama fan, lover of ghosties, pleaded with Kar2oonMan: "GIVE ME KETCHUP!!!! and release me!!!" Angry squirrels chattered. TDG was terrified. The cow moo'ed, the crickets chirped. TDG wet himself. Then Kar2oonMan jumped and laughed heartily until the cabinets Yoho, me buckos eat Disneyland Churros! not Universal ones! The squirrels scattered. Then they chattered. They are planning to ambush Kar2oonMan as he's drawing a small jail filled with toons and yummy Churros! Bless his heart, he was caught tracing from a copyrighted Disney cel, naughty picture book! Mickey, Minnie and Cinderella and Snow White... oops! oops! Sorry. The squirrels attacked wearing biker hats, and smoking cigs. They were bad. Bad, LeRoy Browns. They ran around, tying up Kar2oonMan while eating popcorn, and shooting guns, Meanwhile SuzieQ was freeing TDG, but forgetting about chickendumpling and Kar2oonMan, she started to get kinda tired from cleaning popcorn off of tied-up 2oony, her microwave door hit 2oony's face which morphed into a pocketwatch face with the hands of Mickey Mouse tickling his chin and his tongue. "Oh my goodness! said Alice, when she saw the minivan of Mrs2oony who drove quickly toward the rabbit at snail's pace so as to avoid the pothole filled with ketchip which attracted TDG and he promptly fell on his... got some fries which attracted flies and spotted dogs licking up ketchup, licking his napkin while poor Kar2oonMan loses his marbles and dances wildly in the streets to Salsa music. Then LuLu starts to sporatically scream: "I'm Jamie Curtiss and I've go to shout hold.... (part of Lulu's song in case you're wondering lol!) "on yer britches!", avro_imagineer joined in, riding on SpaceMountain and laughing out loud holding on tightly to his skewers. Then along came a beautiful princess, her name DLfreek86 , in pink tutu dancing up to meet her prince who was standing in the moat being pecked by the ugly duckling who appeared to need a shower. Fortunately, there was MissCancice prancing about watering the flowers as DLfreek86 stepped on Kar2oonMan's foot hands and head while she was shopping for tigers or maybe tiggers with ilvdlnd had to correct a bad mispell, with ilvdlnd at the Golden Horsehoe drinking PEPSI and snacking on pretzels until a big and strong brotherdave uprooted a tree Paul Bunyan style. And Threw it Byron because he could, but Byron cried out "Not me! Kar2oonMan!" Just then pixieglitter corrected the spelling found in the Almighty Book of LP law which wasn't grammatical ;-) being LP written lo and behold Cap'n Hook apppeared with Peter Pan and Mr Smee and they abducted Wendebird and SuzieQ and took them into Club 33 where they ordered the most expensive seagull soup, ever. It was delicious! Dessert was a decadent arrangement of flourless chocolate cake with no caloriesand creme brulee that melted in their mouthes. When bloona stormed in and stole the tortiere from Darkbeer, he then yelled: "Give it back!" "Make me Buddy!", Fortunately, Jimmy Crickett hopped on by queuing up for a dole whip with tinkerbell, Kermit the Frog, hopping all over the flowe beds and dismaying our friend TDG while singing "It's a Great day in the... pompous shadows of great big beautiful I'm new here!, with bad grammar. When TDG opened the zipper to a huge tent! Music was blaring, people were dancing, churros were everywhere, around the Starspeeder people were chatting and drinking wine, while riding Dumbo wearing party hats! Then suddenly bloona shouted out loud "Blimey Limey! I'm in here with this cheeky Inspector57, is that ok? Bloona ate crumpets, and clotted cream. "What a mixture!!!!!!" she cried happily, suddenly she remembered she still had the keys to a suite at a fancy hotel, The Grand Californian! So Bloona went to make reservations at Candycane Inn where they serve nanaimo bars and copious amounts of mazto and knish. "More tea?" asked Mary Poppins. Then someone least expected, toga wearing sherrytodd who asked for Oedipus Rex play dough so she couldn't read plays. So then avro_imagineer rode the monorail to DTD for some T-Shirts and a pretzel, when he tripped and landed in a pile of doggie-doo-doo. "How'd a dog... make candy doo-doo!" The nearest washroom was turned into a fun house that DLfreek86 got a clown nose and stuck it on Autopiadeb because she reappeared as Minnie Mouse... wow! (Am I still in this hotel btw?). Bloona walked over (I don't know where I am???) looking confused and asked Autopiadeb "What in the heck, did I do with my plastic pirate sword? and my hook?" "Pirating is fun." said Autopiadeb. "Time to raid the churro cart!" "I'm with you!" sherrytodd joined in. Avast! Prepare to surrender iamdisneyland too! "We want churros!" iluvdisneyland happily complied. Another churro cart plundered for the benefit of LPers! Meanwhile back at Big Thunder Mountain the cast of Mamma Mia started signing autographs for all their fans. Pirates sensing weakness suddenly descended upon Mamma Mia fans, Word and LacyBelle who ran screaming "Disneyland Rules!' Then the pirates turned to find another monorail so they challenged the driver to go to the missing dalmatians to pillage and find more churros! Unfortunately, nobody suspected that alexbook was the worst priate on page 487. On 488 however he figured out the secret plan to find the naked mole rat which knows how to pillage better to defeat the vast armies of ketchup lovin' giants ghost from next door, err "ghosts from nextdoor? ghosts from nextdoor?" she said, frightendly. Wow Giant ghosts!! HM vs PotC the Title Match! The must see attraction is IASW! IASW! IASW!. Oh no avro_imagineer was in the continuious IASW loop! "Suddenly singing "It's A Small World" Edisyoda decided to draw upon his good pal alexbook to rescue bloona from the evil big headed dolls that eat cheesecake. Tall Disney Guy, fearing the cheesecake, but craving ketchup, sloshed it on bloona???? Oh no! But even worse, ferral kitties had found out about TDG's fear of giant, mutated, cannibalistic Muppets. So they bought 3-D glasses and catnip for him to use on cheesecake toting strawberry eating, catwoman. Meanwhile inside Matterhorn other ferral kitties along with Ursula got the yeti and threatened to stand while riding in a bobsled. Ursula found TDG trying to hide his ketchup under a flannel napkin placed over his left shoulder. GSD, suddenly realized that TDG's ketchup was starting to drip onto mousegrl's chocolate. Darkbeer took pictures and posted online fascinating snapshots of ketchup covered chocolate. Meanwhile over at the Jolly Trolley, Gadget and Goofy, three Gummi Bears going down the wobbly ToonTown track, and then TestTrack back in Florida where LacyBelle was enjoying yummy cheesecake while watching the inferiour MGM Fantasmic! The ugly avro_imagineer, a disguised prince, who is crazy about chocolate cake covered in anchovies, rose Mission:Space over and over again. The anchovie cake was making it's prescence known, obviously making avro decide to lay off fish covered cake from now on! The Yeti meanwhile, angered by the large crowds gathering, grabbed Mary Poppins took her to Big Thunder Mountain, tied her to the dinosaur skeleton with dental floos and she scream "Lemme down you... or Burt will use his floos cutting shears! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ouch!!!! thats gotta leave a mark. Just then Burt hurt, Mary Poppins, Burt would ,never hurt Mary Poppins using his chalk and drew a picture of Tomorrowland. They jumped in and ran to Autopia where they rode off track to Main Street. Mary, of course being the lady taked a lot about what's best for the future of man kind while having tea with two sugars! The penguins served an assortment of crumpets and muffins which Mary proclaimed quite acceptable thank-you. She smiled sweetly then curtsied politely, But the Yeti yodelled until boulders threatened the penguins while they were serving high tea and petit fours to a group of LPers. Mary introduced her umbrella to save penguins from falling boulders, all was suddenly calm and good alexbook decided it needed Sulley to help him find the magic ketchup. Then came hundred of TDG clones eager to partake of Tom Morrow's chocolate milk. Then the clones sensing trouble coming their way, decided that it was time to climb the Tarzan's Treehouse so she could get Jane's advice on the best way to take over the Jungle Cruise. The hippopotami resented the intrusion from the skipper's friend wearing pink skivvies, said "avast matey", The monkey's mist, some American perfume of something lol, rained upon patrons, suddenly reminded of Love Potion #9. Haha, as they entered the mysterious looking metal garbage can that was over a few yards away from the Jungle Cruise ride. But then, all of the lights in the Belle Terrace restaurant suddenly flickered like Dalmations eating fireflies. Fireflies dancing in the beautiful glow of Adventureland were wanting to go fly over to New Orleans Square to see the Spirit of America. 2008 Time to bump, no one would wear the prince's secret under armour without letting him out of it first. Unless you are sure he watched the Queen so not to disturb his secret fetish of wearing Aurora's frilly pink hair ribbon and Malecifient's favourite old garter belt laced up tight with a football and some fairy dust coupled with a Queen in little polka dot patterned thigh-high boots. The Prince said With 4" stiletto clutched tightly in hand, "Where is the yellow beachball" Selfishly she replied: "Poppycock and circumstance, are my chihuahuas, being cooked properly to serve as a really big appetizer, or as a nice snak as long as it's fried to a crispy crunch." Meanwhile, back in the magical land of Dread Pirat Shiva. Lady Starlight donned her tiara put on strechyt pants for Bacon and fried eggs while drinking tequila shots faster than a ringtailed lemur. She wiped her US flashdrive twice because it was SO important for keeping it. Then someone started singing quite loudly: "Kay, Sarah, Sarah, whatever Wilby, Wilby, The Fu Chair is not really what it seems. In fact it's not a Fu Ton, it's really a Kung Fu Panda!" So said the Movie Maker Moguls. Let's go see what it would be like if Disneyland was free and we all could get into Club 33 and bring all our family, friends and neighbours! What fun bacon orgies we could sizzle up and get greasy. Anyone have napkins? We're almost done with the bacon. Mmmm smells good. Anyone want to go along to KNott's Berry Farm? Jam sure sounds better when kicked into high gear. A jam session with the Billy's could get silly. Silly Putty is not useful for anything but fun! Personally, I prefer A Disneyland Holiday, completely character themed with Christmas snow. He hung himself with Aurora's long pink dress and got busy with saying nice things about disney characters and Disney CM's fills their hearts in this place whewre magic is "Dreams coming True". When we see the happy smiles : ) Oh the face of avro_imagineer as a human being can only have! Cross-eyed he stumbled upon a Secret Disney Door leading to a new Disney Theme Cafe "Alice's Treats" white chocolate rabbit Don't be Late for the fireworks, which are absolutely a DON'T MISS! Unless they're cancelled like on 7/17/08 . They will return don't worry now your happy smiles and pixie dust will make you dizzy with anticipation. All day long riding the rides, we looked for, for happy LPers, the dream teams and Shiva's Ears, which are not to be denied. Welcome to this Wonderful World of Mysterious Mickey Magic, with pixie dust sprinkling through the lands of Disney. Bringing magical joy to crazycroc and the Lost Boys who will never forget the stories of Mothers and Believing in Fairies pixie dust and Magical Dreams, continue on forever in this land that Disney built back in 1955. Thank you Walt, did you know that Captain EO is getting married to the wonderful most precious Princess, the one with the beautiful smile that goes around and around and finally kisses her wonderful Prince Charming. Oh how he must be in Snow White's Dream that is about the seven dwarfs. 2009 Who were then seen whistling on Main Street USA, until the Omnibus suddenly swirved roughly left, then right, whn suddenly Snow White told Grumpy to go up to the Witche's Castle and cause some apple biting trouble. Grumpy loudly said, "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Off to DCA we go", fearing boredom Bashful, Doc and Happy grabbed bananas, boobies, and a copy of Ursula's map shaped like a giant soft smushy banana. Suddenly a sudden shower made them giggle while snow falled, the Tink-Mobile gracefully ate a Goofy prepared Apple pie. Then she threw it at Villians for being mean and nasty, (like Miss Jackson). Then Lady Starlight began singing about "What a Wonderful rainy day at the happiest place." Anywhere in the Fantasyland Darkrides you can kiss your favourite lassie! Then... The story continues that's it as of 2/12/09. Who knows where it will end? Thanks to the following posters (For posting or being added to the story or both): 999haunt, autopiadeb, alexbook, avro imagineer, blazesoffire, bloona, brotherdave, bubsmom, cinders24, catsmeow, chickendumpling, deogges mom, edisyoda, dar,ddman26, darkbeer, dr jones, dlfreak86, dlanddug, friendofdd, great stone dragon, onspector57, iluvdisneyland, iluvdld, lady starlight, , lacybelle, lisann22, lulu, kar2oonman & Mrs2oony, misscandice, momofprincess, mousegrl, pixie glitter, sherrytodd, sun-n-fun, suzieq, tall disney guy, trailsend, ursula, wendebird, fantasmic425, deadmentellnotales, labuda, WilliamK99, gottaluvdavillians, sothisislove, ferretafros, knightnfrees, davewasbaloo, disneydad109, lady starlight, shiva, fivebearrugs, illanatoye, disneylandfan8, 1disneymom3boys, tink-mobile, malifecent one, crazycroc, ophellia and anyone else I may have missed, when compliling. I apologize in advance for all the errors in this transcription.
Originally Posted By avro_imagineer Heh I just realized it's in PlayPen already oh well here it is so you don't have to go through each and every page...
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove There was so much to love. This one gave me the giggles: >>They are planning to ambush Kar2oonMan as he's drawing a small jail filled with toons and yummy Churros! Bless his heart, he was caught tracing from a copyrighted Disney cel, naughty picture book!<<
