Originally Posted By Elderp As my Wedding Anniversary approaches I ponder on all the good times I have had with Mrs. Elderp. I also pause to reflect why I never forget: There was once a man who was really in trouble because he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad when she got home! She yelled at him all night and finally concluded,"When I get home tommarrow night there better be something out front that goes 2 to 200 in 2 seconds!!" Next day she walks outside to get her morning paper and she sees a small package on the doorstep. She opens it up and finds a bathroom scale. Yeah, the funeral is set for Saturday.... JK I love my wife I am looking forward to my anniversary (on 12/7 if your thinking of giving gifts). Hope everyone has a great day!!
