Originally Posted By kari12177 I had my violet undies showing through wet khakis when I got off the Rapids in DCA.
Originally Posted By 8 ilovemickey 8 I was about 5 and I guess I wasn't really paying attention. All of the sudden I couldn't find my parents. I ran up to some guy I thought was my dad yelling daddy daddy and grabing his leg. I looked up and it wasn't my dad. I turn around and my whole family is just laughing at me...not meanly but ya. I was slightly tramuatized...
Originally Posted By JThad I don't know if it's my MOST embarassing, but I wasn't happy when I felt as if I had just walked through a sprinkler. I looked up and saw a squadron of birds flying overhead. I looked down and saw bird poop sprayed all over my shirt. My dad sure thought it was funny, though. It got on my pretzel, too.
Originally Posted By ncnike7 I put my hand through a spray of jumping water in King Tritons pond and completely drenched this guy that was walking through. I felt so bad, he was nice about though.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad I first posted this story back in 2/06 and have posted it two or three times since, but it never gets old ... for me. I wasn't embarassed, but this poor CM sure was. I managed to find it and copy and paste it for your laughs, one more time. Well here it is again........> Every single time I hear the word Matterhorn I recall a story that I cannot post in too great of detail here... ...but basically it was fairly cold that day (October 2001) at DL and a 30 something female CM (WORKING AS A GROUPER) with a huge blue long heavy coat on, and oddly enough a skirt with white stockings of some kind lost her balance while walking backwards and fell down in the grouing area...almost as if she were drunk but I don't think she was. Anyway as she fell onto her back, feet up in the air, bless her heart, her skirt... [CENSORED] ...whereby I was privy to a more or less private show of sorts, as chance would have it, being at just the proper place at just the precise time, and she being quite the looker besides... [CENSORED] Anyway I am a happily married man and totally faithful to my wife, but in spite of this I must admit, shamefully nonetheless, that the ride and any mention of it have been the source of many a hearty simle on my face, since.
Originally Posted By myinnerpeterpan I have this "thing" with giving my hubby a goose every now and again, followed by, "I love you sexy man", well...I'm a tut bit more careful when grabbing my man's buns in public now. We were in the Emporium and (like a typical man) my husband walked off without me realizing it and I was yapping away thinking he was right next to me. I'm sure you can see where this is going. Any hoot, unknowingly I grabbed someone elses buns and just as I called that person "sexy man", I looked up at a man who was NOT my sexy man! OMG!!! I felt all of the blood drain from my face while this older gentleman was smiling at me. I apologized up and down and he just laughed and said that my husband is a very lucky man. Just then my husband walked up and asked what was wrong (beings that I was near tears from being so embarassed) and the gentleman replied that I grabbed his buns. My husband's eyes nearly fell out of his head, until the man explained that I thought that he was standing beside me an not a complete stranger. The both just laughed it off.
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS DL used to sell these popsicle-type things named "its-a-kadoozle". I bought one, and the seller told me to be careful because they are really really cold from being stored on the dry ice. He told me to run it under a faucet first before I started eating it, so that's what I did. BIG MISTAKE!! My tongue got stuck to the popsicle!! I had my dd, my aunt, and my cousin trying to pull it off of my tongue, all the while I'm screaming "stop!" like a banshee. Well, it actually sounded more like" STHHHTOPP". After a few minutes of them pouring water on my tongue and down my throat the stupid thing finally let loose, taking the top layers of my tastebuds with it. I have never been laughed at so much in my life. That was embarrasing!
Originally Posted By monorailblue I was chasing after an Autopia car with some teenagers smoking, and came down a slight hill, slipped on the damp roadway, and landed flat on my back right in front of their car. Thankfully, they did not drive right over me. Oi. I was so mortified and they were like, whoa--you just fell flat on your back in front of us you moron! It was fabulous.
Originally Posted By Lil Mermaid I ran into a light pole and ended up with a black eye for two weeks...this was about a year ago...i'm 22...and i ran into a light pole because i was so excited to get into disneyland.... :sigh:
Originally Posted By Dabob2 When Cosmic Waves was still new (and still running), and I was seeing it for the first time, I decided I wanted to try it. I got into the center very quickly, and stayed completely dry. Touched the ball, stayed a while, thought "this is easy" and decided to head back out. On the way out the fountains were spouting more frequently, and randomly, than on the way in. Still, I got to the outer ring of fountains still dry. Just one row to go. The outer ring was going pretty consistently, so I thought as soon as the ones in front of me died down, I'd make my break. Wrong. Just as I was passing over, a fountain spouted up. So strong, it actually froze me from the momentary shock of it, then died down again. And at that moment, it was shooting right into my crotch, towards the front of my jeans. Now imagine, if you will, what I looked like when I emerged. The front of my jeans were soaked. Because I had frozen in place, the back of my jeans/seat were dry. And my shirt was dry. The rest of me was dry. Just the front of my jeans were wet. So it didn't look like I had just gotten off a water ride. It looked like... well, you know EXACTLY what it looked like. And because they were jeans and it was a cloudy day, they stayed that way for a long time. I got looks and smirks and points for a good couple of hours. Everybody thinking... well, exactly what I'd have been thinking if I'd seen someone with a soaked crotch and nothing else.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb You know Dabob if that had happened to me I'd have gone RIGHT back in the fountain area and gotten myself wet in a few more places, lol.
Originally Posted By KCCHIEF well, if anybody happen to see the lady trip and go down on her left side while climbing the outside stairs on Saturday to the Aladdin show...that was me!!! I was in so much pain (shoulder and hand) that I sat through the performance with tears coming down my face....I am lucky that I caught myself because I would have landed otherwise on my face...people did stop to help me...but it was so embarrassing
