Originally Posted By friendofdd These are 4 very important facts of religion: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters
Originally Posted By a goofy guy LOL! How very true! How about: 1. Jehovah's Witnesses will run heaven. 2. Let us pray . . . but, to whom? 3. In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded! 4. In the Book of George. . . , Fred. . . , Bob. . . , ahh, John. . . , yeah that's it, John!
Originally Posted By RC Collins Q: How many angels dance on the head of a pin? A: Baptist angels don't dance anywhere.
Originally Posted By RC Collins Pre-tibulationists will throw manna from Heaven down to the Post-tribulationists. Preterists won't see a thing.
