Originally Posted By cmpaley As a fan of a certain morning radio talk show that is presented by a comedienne, I've come to enjoy short sound clips from various movies. I thought it might be fun to see what movie quotes you all enjoy. Here are a few of mine: "Tina! Bring me the ax!" Mommie Dearest "Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to!? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street!?" "Because I am NOT one of your FANS!" (Take a guess! LOL) "No wiiiiire hangeeeeeeeeeeers eveeeeeer!" "If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side." Darth Vader
Originally Posted By DAR Luke I am your father.-Darth Vader "Hey how was Burning Man this year?"-Jonah from Knocked Up to his friend Martin who's growing a very long beard.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Oh, so many! "When Cameron was in Egypt's land...let my Cameron go!" from Ferris Bueller "Earnest, I'm in the morgue!" from Death Becomes Her The entire "Sanity Clause" scene from "A Night at the Opera" which isn't really a quote, but still very, very funny. "Wait a minute...I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx! That's not my life. Somebody else's life is flashing before my eyes! What the [heck] is that about!?!" from The Producers "A glimpse of the world through God's eye. And I thought, 'Yes. This is the way it was intended.'" from Out of Africa, refering to flying "That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that." from Star Wars "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it." from Airplane I'm stopping now, but I'll probably have more for ya later!
Originally Posted By Stacers76 "So you're tellin me there's a chance?" "Fish are friends, not food" and "Fish in my hair, fish in my hair"
Originally Posted By MissCandice Whenever I see fish, or people are talking about fish I am prone to say "fish in my hair, fish in my hair!" Whenever the word "surely" is spoken I always have to say "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" from Airplane. I quote The Princess Bride all the time. I also quote Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home a lot.
Originally Posted By Ursula "Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories...and we've already missed the Spring." *sigh*
Originally Posted By eww4 A recent favorite of mine is "Nobody move. I've dropped me brain." - POTC AWE "Listen, smell that?" and "Where do those stairs go?" "They go up." from Ghostbusters. "What are you going to do today, Napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!" from Napoleon Dynamite. "Goonies never say die" from Goonies And while it's not from a movie, I've recently found myself saying "My siestas are getting shorter and shorter."
Originally Posted By EdisYoda "Do, or do not. There is no try." Yoda, Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 I find myself saying "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" from Treasure of the Sierra Madre. You'd be surprised how often you can use that! And when I'm feeling particularly silly, I find myself saying "Badgers? I don't need no stinkin' Badgers!" from UHF.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 A special Christmas edition of favorite movie quotes: "You smell like beef and cheese; you don't smell like Santa!" from Elf "As your records will show, Father Christmas, I am a bird. Specifically, a penguin. An embarrassing accident of birth, for which I do not blame my mother. I prefer to blame Congress. " from A Wish for Wings that Work "It was...soap poisoning!" from a Christmas Story "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. " from It's a Wonderful Life
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin "Your're the worst pirate I've ever heard of. But, you have heard of me." OR "Go away or I shall taunt you again."
Originally Posted By Shiva >>"Go away or I shall taunt you again."<< close but no Kewpie doll, it's actually: "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time." I always liked, "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Monty Python has so many good ones it's hard to choose.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Oh, no. Now you've started it! Let the MP quotes flow like sherry into a vicar's glass! Here's one of my favorite exchanges: "I saw your ad in the Bolour Supplement." "The what?" "The Bolour Supplement." "The Colour Supplement?" "Yes, I'm sorry, I can't say the letter B" "C?" "Yes, that's right. It's all due to a bit of trauma I suffered as a sbool boy. I was attacked by a bat." "A cat?" "No, a bat." Way more than a quote, and not even from a movie, but funny none the less.
