Originally Posted By basil fan If Pinocchio hadn't become a real boy, if he'd stayed a puppet, would he have grown into a wooden man? Or just stayed a kid forever? Jonny Quest <a href="http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/glitch/questglitch.html" target="_blank">http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/ glitch/questglitch.html</a>
Originally Posted By BrnardM Well, if you're going that direction there's also the issue of his ears and tail to consider.
Originally Posted By u k fan It's a good job the Blue Fairy wasn't in a mischeivious mood otherwise he could have become "A Real Bouy"!!!
Originally Posted By jdub This is a thread with an excellent possibility of being admin'd multiple times.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORWEN: Oh! I just love questions like this! I even have another one! If the Beast hadn't turned into a prince--like he was supposed to--would Belle have ended up marrying him, anyway? After all, they did both love each other. And if they HAD gone ahead and gotten married, would they have had children who were half human and half beast? ORGOCH: Sure hope not! Otherwise they'd be livin' in the same world the rest of us does--with a half-whit!!!!
Originally Posted By cheesybaby He would have become a sheriff and starred with Buzz Lightyear in a huge movie series. Turning into a real boy completely ruined his career.
Originally Posted By hightp Back in the 50s-60s there was a Jay Ward cartoon "Fractured Fairytails" that did a Pinocchio spoof. Gepetto wanted to make a fortune marketing Pinoc as a talking puppet. He kept saying "Stay wood, boy, stay wood." I'm not sure how it would hold up, today, but it was pretty funny when I was a kid.
Originally Posted By basil fan Fractured Fairytales were always pretty funny, although I don't remember that one.
Originally Posted By basil fan I think if Beast married a human, their kids would look human. I'm betting the enchantress didn't change his DNA. But that's just speculation.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: Yeah, basil fan, ducklin'--but I'll that--soon as a full moon was risin'--them little tykes'd be howlin' their little heads off an' sproutin' furs 'n fangs!!!
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORWEN: This is a great topic and I could see it going on forever and ever. It also makes me wonder what would have happened if King Triton and never given Ariel her legs so that she could live on land. What would Prince Eric have done? ORGOCH: Invented scuba divin' suits a lot sooner than anybody else!!! All that just so's he could kiss the gal!!
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Someone gave me "Once Upon a More Enlightened Tim: More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories" for Christmas a few years ago, and one of the stories was "The Little Mer-Persun." The end result had the prince splicing his genes so he was a half-man, half-shrimp hybrid.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: Hmmm...sounds like a real good ketch ta me. If'n OUR Prince Eric ever went 'n did somethin' like that, I'd git a fishin' pole, reel him in, clean him up and toss him in the ol' fry pan.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORGOCH: Hey! Don't go confusin' me with big ol' fat Orwen, FiveBearRugs, ducklin'!! I ain't the one who got herself all twitter-pated over no dang man!! I'm inta FROGS an' don't ya fergit it!!
Originally Posted By markedward There's something really sad about a former child star, going on a reality t.v. show, getting wasted and going on an on about his childhood. "Geppeto never accepted me for who I am. I should have stood up to him, and said 'I'm here. I'm wooden. Get used to it.' But I never did. I just wanted him to love me. You know, Jiminy was twice the father Geppeto ever was, and he was a freakin' cricket." I got no strings on me. No, Pinocchio, the strongest strings are the one's we can't see.
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORDDU: I could just KISS you for that one, markedward, duckling. It's just so appropriate for the current state of your world. Hugs and kisses!
Originally Posted By Witches of Morva ORWEN: Then, I suppose, the seven dwarves could have been in a lot of hot water with a certain prince--who might have misunderstood what they were doing with a a young, dead girl deep in the forest. I mean, he could've thought they were responsible for her death--instead of some wicked queen--and reported them to the authorities before giving them a chance to explain. ORGOCH: Who would a believed any one a them dang goomers, anyways? They would a been held respons'ble fer lurin' a sweet young thing inta their house an' then breakin' all the child labor laws by forcin' her ta do all the cookin' 'n cleanin'. The Prince would a thought she was their slave!! ORDDU: And they would have all ended up on 60 Minutes-- ORWEN: --or maybe Larry King Live in an attempt to tell THEIR side of the story! ORGOCH: It would a been YEARS befer the truth a the matter came out--that they was just tryin' ta save the little gal from some ol' Devil Wears Prada type. ORDDU: By then, the prince would have lost out ont on the love of his life and either married the wrong girl while losing millions in a divorce court, always wondering how things 'might have been' if only he could have married a certain little dead girl, instead. (sigh...)
