Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Hear ye, hear ye, this is now the home and designated thread of the Official LP Blondes Society. I am hereby appointing myself Queen, and Stacers76 is Vice President. In training. I reserve the right to revoke her status should her training not prove successful (i.e., if she doesn't kowtow to me as Queen Blonde and suck up to me on a regular basis). All LP blondes are welcome here to socialize, mingle, share their embarrassing blonde moments, and hopefully get blonde jokes explained to them. It goes without saying that this thread will have way more fun than any other, duller-haired threads.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Oh, good grief. I forgot one of the most important points (and so we're off to a most fitting start). As per the request of Madame Vice President in Training, adult libations shall be not only permitted but welcome in this thread. Although I fear it may not do anything to increase our understanding of the blonde jokes. Stacers, darlin', get your gorgeous little blonde self in gear and go find us someone who can explain the blonde jokes. BUT who will still revere me as Queen Blonde and be appropriately respectful of us at all times.
Originally Posted By Stacers76 As first offical, vp in training blonde question.... In aforementioned (bonus points for big words right??) post by the most wonderful queeniest of queens PixieGlitter... What does kowtow mean? *Pssst it doesn't matter that I'm really not a blonde right?? * Carry on your majesty....
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Attention: Sara Tonin is the official treasurer of the Official LP Blonde Society. I do hereby officially decree it so on this 26th day of December, in the year of (*pauses to consult calendar, thesaurus, and Mr. Glitter*). . . 2007.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Madame Treasurer, I will need to make a small withdrawal from the Society's petty cash fund. I'm going shopping tomorrow. Six thousand dollars should do it, but make sure you're available via cell phone all day tomorrow in case I run across any particularly glorious shoes.
Originally Posted By Stacers76 Well crap....make that aforementioned BEFORE Miss Treasurer was faster than me post..... Ok...someone to explain jokes (and posts on here sometimes as that's my weakness) AND who respects PixieGlitter...I can do this.... And whoever is bartending....I need something that goes with Key Lime Pie..mmmm
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin Your Majesty, I am so honored...I will bring all of my blond mathmatical skills to bear...so far we are $28.7q in the hole...
Originally Posted By Stacers76 OH yeah.... Ooh you know how to make em sister! Good thing I'm sitting down! )
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I'm sure all of that can be covered with the corporate credit card...
Originally Posted By RoadTrip RoadTrip checking in... blonde from birth... as are my sisters, my mother, and my daughter. Blonde's rule. P.S. Why is rule good? Many times rules seem to be bad. I've heard people say something rules like it is a really good thing. Does that mean Blonde's rule is saying something good, or just rather uncertain depending on what rule it is? I guess I’m confused. Maybe. Or not.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <<<In aforementioned (bonus points for big words right??) post by the most wonderful queeniest of queens PixieGlitter... What does kowtow mean? *Pssst it doesn't matter that I'm really not a blonde right?? *>>> I really don't know what kowtow means, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with money. Ask Sara Tonin. And of course it doesn't matter that you're not really blonde. All blondes, both by virtue of hair color and the approved minimal level of ditziness are welcome in the Official LP Blonde Society.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter sherrytodd, we are confused. Are you an honorary blonde or a true blonde? You are making our queenly head hurt. I hereby appoint Madame Vice President in Training the authority to handle your request.
Originally Posted By Stacers76 Whew! And hi I typed that whew 2 min ago and yeah, forgot to hit the submit button. Playin with the dog, turn around to see what else is goin on and nothing...just my "whew" sitting there waiting to go... See! I'm home, finally a place where I belong!
