Originally Posted By sarahwithbaloo OK it has been made very obvious to me that several LPers either drunk or sober have designs on my Hubby. Just to set the record straight he is MINE so anyone after him has to go through me!!!!!!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 ROFLMAO! I told you I'm very much into the sisterhood of not messing with someone else's man PERIOD! No matter what, just ain't gonna happen. If you are talking about me Mrs. Baloo - it's all good! ;>
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Well, for heaven's sake, Sarah, if you're going to throw the gauntlet down in such an aggressive manner, you're just *asking* for people to challenge you. Not me, of course. I'm not a bit of a flirt, nor am I at all contrary and likely to accept such a challenge just for the sake of being ornery. No, no, no need to worry about me at all. I'm just talking about other people who might go after your husband. <---races off to the store to purchase lash-extending mascara, the better for batting one's eyelashes with.
Originally Posted By sarahwithbaloo Are you trying to get DWB mad Friendofdd. <<Lisann, I think she's more concerned about certain Asia based men.....>> Got it in one Smeds.
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer I also do not have designs on DWB. I just wish I was young enough to be one of your kids. From your pictures, it looks like you guys are always having fun.
Originally Posted By sarahwithbaloo Yeah I know what you mean after all you have seen first hand how much we have to bribe our kids to smile for the camera to fake haveing fun.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Fortunately for you there are no Death Stars or Volcano Lairs in England. It would be more trouble than I'd want to bother with to take him from you. But if I wanted to take the time... well let's just say evil has ways and it would be all too easy. mwaaaa haa haaa haaaaaaaaa
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 I swear that the entirety of the following account is totally true. This morning I read Sarah's "Stay BACK!" warning here (and the follow-up posts that had appeared) and laughed. Well, first I checked to confirm that the thread appeared in "Play Pen," and THEN I laughed. Mid-afternoon, I went to Kroger, gathered up a few things for dinner, and got in a medium-length check-out line. After a couple of minutes of facing forward, I turned around and was astounded to see that the guy immediately behind me in the queue looked JUST like Dave! I am NOT kidding! Same general shape, same facial structure and hair, same beautiful eyes. I did a double-take. And then I kept looking at him, my mind all ajumble with, "NO! This is too weird! He can't REALLY look like Dave! That would be WAY too freaky a coincidence! But he really DOES look like Dave! No -- I must be remembering wrong. But it IS him! OMG -- what if he's the REAL him?! Duh. Of course he's not. But he sure looks like him!" And somehow all jumbled in with that internal conversation was an underlying feeling of "he's really attractive." And on some separate mental rail was the feeling that I really LIKED this guy just by association. And I had some stupid desire to catch his attention and tell him that "Wow, you look JUST like a guy I've never met but really like!" As if THAT would mean anything to him. I refrained. Well, I don't know how long I was standing there looking at the guy with all these thoughts swirling, but then the guy turned, caught my eye, and smiled. Just smiled, the way you do when your eyes meet a stranger's and you want to make a small, polite, friendly acknowledgement of the other person. And I PANICKED! As soon as this guy smiled at me, I thought "NOOOOOO! Don't smile at me!" And I immediately felt chilled to the bone with fear that Sarah was going to appear out of nowhere -- rushing toward me with a cricket bat! So I made an unenthusiastic smile of acknowledgement back at the guy, paid for my fish, and got the heck OUT of there!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Well, crap. Now that Inspector Seductress has tossed his name in the hat, there ain't enough lash-extending mascara in the world to give me a shot at Davewasbaloo. Way to ruin it for the rest of us, Heinz.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Mrs Glitter, while I-57 looks amazing in mascara, he still doesn't hold a candle to you. Why, when he bats his eyes, he gets dark marks on those high cheekbones. The posts do seem to get intense when Inspector talks of some of these chance incounters, though.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Why, friendofdd, you charming man, you! I do declare, you're making me blush. <giggle> Now get your patootie over to the "Autopia Deb isn't allowed to post here" thread and give me some back up. I've been battling evil over there singlehandedly for hours ever since trailsend and chickendumpling wussed out on me. And quite frankly, I need a pedicure. And maybe a nap.
