Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Dear Santa, It has come to my attention that some LP'ers clearly have things they would like to tell you, ask you or let you in on. I'd like to ask for an Axe grinder, to SHARPEN my axe with. ALL MY LOVE, ~~~* Lady Starlight *~~~ p.s, Our dear beloved 5BR, needs his med's upped again.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Dear Santa, I forgot to ask you to please let me lose some of this weight so my thighs will stop rubbing together ,hence making smoke when I walk. I'm running out of patches to put on the inside of my pants to cover the holes.Thank you. Love, LS
Originally Posted By smedley Dear Santa, I would like you to send LS a tube of bodyglide and an even more beautiful body than the one she already has for Christmas. I would like for you to arrange for my knee to be totally fixed and work properly. Oh and for 5br to be smacked upside the head. Thanks Smed
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Dear Santa, I love smed so much and want her to have EVERYTHING she aks for this year. Please take care to heal her knee and anyother part of her body that needs attention so that she can come out here and try her knee out by kicking 5BR right in the backside of his pants. Love, LS
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin Dear Santa, I would like you to bring a fire extingusher for me...it would be useful and I need to make up for a few things this past year..or maybe you could just make those patches for LS's pants from asbestos? Thank you, Sara
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear Santa, I've been really good this year and have completed my New Year's Resolution 2009 to do more charity works. <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/item.aspx?sku=GRP00683&fromgrid=1&cid=287462&search_params=s+5-p+4-c+287462-r+101323353-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t&selectedsku=16195251&mcat=148204" target="_blank">http://www.tiffany.com/Shoppin...t=148204</a> I'm not really sure that I want this year, and I'm not sure really if I want anything. <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/item.aspx?sku=GRP00683&fromgrid=1&cid=287462&search_params=s+5-p+4-c+287462-r+101323353-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t&selectedsku=16195251&mcat=148204" target="_blank">http://www.tiffany.com/Shoppin...t=148204</a> I think maybe I'll just take world peace and feed the hungry. <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/item.aspx?sku=GRP00683&fromgrid=1&cid=287462&search_params=s+5-p+4-c+287462-r+101323353-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t&selectedsku=16195251&mcat=148204" target="_blank">http://www.tiffany.com/Shoppin...t=148204</a> Love, Ursula
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Subtle Ursula.. real subtle. I don't think he's going to know what hit him with that one. ;-)
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Dear Santa, I have been really, really good this year. Well, except for when I ran over some parking cones and apparently took out a whole family along the way. Please overlook that fact as I overlooked the cones. I swear I'll never do that again atleast until the next time no one is looking. I would really love you to bring me a nice, burly fireman. One who knows how to fix cars and mow the lawn. Maybe even one that has an actual savings account so I can get out of the hellhole that I am in now. Also, Santa, since I've been so good, can you please put aside just one day in the year where Lady Starlight can actually meet me in the parks? She always seems to have such difficulty in that area and since I'm such a good person I know she's not avoiding me but really does have a lot going on, especially when she has to scour the 99 cent stores for thigh patches and flame fanners. By the way, some of these folks writing you letters really do not believe in you, but instead just want goodies. Just thought you should know that before you go making that fine list of yours. Yours faithfully, 999
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear Santa, I believe in you, even if my older sister once said you didn't exist and it was just mommy and daddy pretending. Love, Ursula
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Dear Santa, I'm sure Ursulas sister just wanted her to be more down to earth is all, Or was teaching her fine are of gardening. Please give 99 what she asks for Santa so that I may give her the gift that keep on giving ( and NO not CRABS! I meant SMILES!) and so I can sneak up on her without her sniffing the air and smelling bacon knowing it's just me comming up behind her.. yours humbly, ~~~*LS*~~~
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Dear Santa, You and I both know that some folks pay $2-$4 for a shot of wheatgrass at the gym. Can I help it if I was ahead of the times and wanted my sweet little sister to get a jump on the trend? I think I should get an extra little something for my thoughtfulness. Love 999
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Dear Santa, See how thoughtful 99 is! She deserves an extra SOMETHING for sure! ;-) ♥LS
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin Dear Santa, Please remember the orphans, grasseaters, and the maniac parking structure and give them what they truly deserve. www.helltruth.com/portals/2/hell-fire.pdf And please remember the meek with their simple needs. <a href="http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=GRP00317&mcat=148204&cid=287462&fromGrid=1&search_params=s+5-p+4-c+287462-r+101323353-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t" target="_blank">http://www.tiffany.com/Shoppin...+-ni+0-t</a>+
Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE Dear Santa Could you send all these fine ladies Bloona's whole Fire dept...this year, they have all been very good. also Santa, could you sent Lady S some fire proof clothing...as you know Santa those See's chocolates do , do something to the hips from time to time...
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Dear Santa, Sup bro...it's me, FiveBearRugs... I just wanted to show my love for the people around me by hoping that you, my candy-cane comrade, will provide them with much needed gifts. For the lovely Lady Starlight, Botox. For the lovely smedley, for Margaret Thatcher to return to Parliament. Pssst, btw, I know some shops in Chinatown that make the BEST Tiffany jewelry... Yours forever always, FiveBearRugs
Originally Posted By Ursula <You have a little smudge on yer nose Ursula, is that fudge? ;-) > Bordeaux!
