Originally Posted By disney pete One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Try the all-new Yahoo! Mail . "The New Version is radically easier to use" – The Wall Street Journal
Originally Posted By friendofdd Sorry, Pete, I just now read it. It is very funny and I'm surprised my blonde daughter hadn't sent it on to me. If it makes you feel any better, I don't get much response when I tell a blonde joke either. Come to think of it, my jokes and puns mostly elicit groans at best and indifference at worst. Keep trying though.
Originally Posted By MissCandice Disney Pete, the thing you have to understand is that jokes like these, and those attepts at humor that Fodd insists upon posting have us so filled with delight that we cannot post. It is a medical marvel that I can post right now, since I am full to bursting with good humor because of your joke. Thank you, for the gift of laughter
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<awwww come on does nobody find it funny fodd surely you liked it.?>> What do you want Pete? I'm a blond. I didn't figure it out until just now... ;-)
Originally Posted By disney pete ok good i thought this was going to be one of tose lil sad topics were you post and nobody else does for the record i love blondes but dont tell my girlfriend
